hi guys,
i guess its time i updated. (no shit some of you say)
sure its been a while, too long, and in that time i have changed as a person so very much. cheesy it sounds i know, but the reason i havent up dated is only known by 2 of you .. .
..and on that front all is now all ok. for now at least.
so lets bring you all up to speed, crap work and too many hours for too little pay has been the metaphor for my life, thats a given. i aim to change that, mainly because i know what i want now....
well, i had a whole shit load of stuff to say, but in writing i realise that i dont need to ... all to say is things are now good, and i am able to rise above my troubles.. and help those that need it..
you're all so godamn beautiful.
the suggs is back baby...
i guess its time i updated. (no shit some of you say)
sure its been a while, too long, and in that time i have changed as a person so very much. cheesy it sounds i know, but the reason i havent up dated is only known by 2 of you .. .
..and on that front all is now all ok. for now at least.
so lets bring you all up to speed, crap work and too many hours for too little pay has been the metaphor for my life, thats a given. i aim to change that, mainly because i know what i want now....
well, i had a whole shit load of stuff to say, but in writing i realise that i dont need to ... all to say is things are now good, and i am able to rise above my troubles.. and help those that need it..
you're all so godamn beautiful.
the suggs is back baby...
ok, well, its been a while since i updated, and quit frankly i aint in tha freekin' mood to now.
just to say to the good friends i have on this site, i aint forgotten, i just got some things to take care of...
... i will return soon.
just to say to the good friends i have on this site, i aint forgotten, i just got some things to take care of...
... i will return soon.
aaaah cloberin' time.
well, pretty tuff time at the moment, really need a change of scenery, but not a holiday, because you always know you have to go back. would like to move down south, we'll see... i know a few peeps who might be interested in st albans.
well, yesterday was really wierd. there i was hanging out on the dancefloor of club. when low and behold object strikes the wall missing my head by cm's. here is said object:

i couldnt beleive it! a pez despenser, so i pocketed it. then i went home and had a dream about a dog giving birth whilst i was cleaning a quad bike, please someone tell me what that means.
not much else t otell really , had a go at a mate cos he was being an ass yesterday. and i might be buying a gamecube this week.
anyways take care peeps, and no spanks for anyone in public... you'll have t ostep into my booth. ... the sordid booth of spanks.... go on you know you want to....
well, pretty tuff time at the moment, really need a change of scenery, but not a holiday, because you always know you have to go back. would like to move down south, we'll see... i know a few peeps who might be interested in st albans.
well, yesterday was really wierd. there i was hanging out on the dancefloor of club. when low and behold object strikes the wall missing my head by cm's. here is said object:

i couldnt beleive it! a pez despenser, so i pocketed it. then i went home and had a dream about a dog giving birth whilst i was cleaning a quad bike, please someone tell me what that means.
not much else t otell really , had a go at a mate cos he was being an ass yesterday. and i might be buying a gamecube this week.
anyways take care peeps, and no spanks for anyone in public... you'll have t ostep into my booth. ... the sordid booth of spanks.... go on you know you want to....
well, firstly a lesson to you all, dont ever say you never been so busy, because then ya get landed with more ... i have done waaaaaaaaaay too muc hrecently, and can hopefully finally chill.
so i have pretty much taken week off from technology apart from checking ebay, and chatting to the few of ya privvy enough to chat to suggsy malone on msn.
..and what a week of adventure its been, i wont bore you with most of it but will let you know about the mountain board incident last thursday. there we were takin turns on the board going down the hill at the park, having some beers, when out of know the biggest fuck off alsation comes running after me jaws wide open, snarling, "eyes lit by the fires of haidies" , bolting straight for my bair legs, what did i do? turned the board and made like a madman down the hill, screw the ledge, i flew off it and didnt look back! i recommend it to get the heart going!
i'll cut to the jist with the rest:
got so many ideas for pieces of work its great!
in the process of getting new threads.
bought taxi and tank girl on dvd.
starting up as a free lance artist and sculptor
need t olearn how to spell longevity, and how to pronounce it.
must get out of this plaaaaaaaace!
laters daddeos....
and no i havnt forgot, whhtsh! eee-or! meow slap tickle, whos ya daddy!?
so i have pretty much taken week off from technology apart from checking ebay, and chatting to the few of ya privvy enough to chat to suggsy malone on msn.
..and what a week of adventure its been, i wont bore you with most of it but will let you know about the mountain board incident last thursday. there we were takin turns on the board going down the hill at the park, having some beers, when out of know the biggest fuck off alsation comes running after me jaws wide open, snarling, "eyes lit by the fires of haidies" , bolting straight for my bair legs, what did i do? turned the board and made like a madman down the hill, screw the ledge, i flew off it and didnt look back! i recommend it to get the heart going!
i'll cut to the jist with the rest:
got so many ideas for pieces of work its great!
in the process of getting new threads.
bought taxi and tank girl on dvd.
starting up as a free lance artist and sculptor
need t olearn how to spell longevity, and how to pronounce it.
must get out of this plaaaaaaaace!
laters daddeos....
and no i havnt forgot, whhtsh! eee-or! meow slap tickle, whos ya daddy!?
howdy y'all !
yeh sorry bout the lack of a public appearence, things been real busy. and for the lack of a physically public appearence at the midlands meet... really couldnt make it.
..and that brings us here, i'm updating in the attempt to get away from work.
and as again, i was filled with intelligent comments until i started typing!! grrrr....
well, amongst other things was the re organising of my room , including a new desk and chair. and i know its not too mature but the chair is so much fun, i can spin around, race round upstairs and it also has a button which goes 'psssssssh' ...
well, havnt really gone out too much on nights out recently... i could so do with getting drunkenly stupid. ..but might be off to the movies laters....
other stuff:
cat going bonkers.
computer going wiggy wiggy
PS memory card lost
Fridge empty
New shorts.
still raining, in july.
the shorts are therefore useless
take care minions!
no spanks today...
just kidding *yeeeeba yeeeeeba whtSSSSH! *
yeh sorry bout the lack of a public appearence, things been real busy. and for the lack of a physically public appearence at the midlands meet... really couldnt make it.
..and that brings us here, i'm updating in the attempt to get away from work.
and as again, i was filled with intelligent comments until i started typing!! grrrr....
well, amongst other things was the re organising of my room , including a new desk and chair. and i know its not too mature but the chair is so much fun, i can spin around, race round upstairs and it also has a button which goes 'psssssssh' ...
well, havnt really gone out too much on nights out recently... i could so do with getting drunkenly stupid. ..but might be off to the movies laters....
other stuff:
cat going bonkers.
computer going wiggy wiggy
PS memory card lost
Fridge empty
New shorts.
still raining, in july.
the shorts are therefore useless
take care minions!
no spanks today...
just kidding *yeeeeba yeeeeeba whtSSSSH! *
fpkk said onJune 19, 2004 07:27 AM
Suggs wakes up and shakes the polystyrene chips from his hair disentangles himself from the inflatable sheep and tiptoes past the gogo dancers to leave the Swedish hotel...
Thinks: Shit! What a Tuesday Night... Right let's go get a paper, see what's going on in the world on Wednesday so I can do my journal update.
Suggs finds a newsstand.
Suggs: A copy of today's Guardian my good man. What? What do you mean The Observer? Sunday? Already? WTF?
Suggs goes to get his flight home so he can update his journal (albeit a few days late).
And that's how it happened.
..and thats pretty close to the truth.
yeh, so before ya say anything i know i know, but i honestly didnt mean to lie and purspone my update for all you suggs fans.
so i'm gonna start making a list of people in my good books. as well as people in my bad.
this week:
good: simon pegg, oh how i chortle at his comedy show 'spaced'.
bad: this weeks been good, i might have a bad person next week though.
actually just thought, people always shpeel shit in there journals, apart from you of course
...ao i was thinking what would you like to know, i am giving you this chance to get to know me... so go ahaead, i'm right here, what do ya want to know ... ?
i've promised a few of you more pics, and i doi have some, but i am gonna wiat and upload them this week, cos i want to take a pic of me in my new hong kong fooey boxers (for the ladeez
)
so stay tuned.
take care, this weeks toys of choice are shackles and a blindfold, after that just use ya imagination.
laters y'all.
Suggs wakes up and shakes the polystyrene chips from his hair disentangles himself from the inflatable sheep and tiptoes past the gogo dancers to leave the Swedish hotel...
Thinks: Shit! What a Tuesday Night... Right let's go get a paper, see what's going on in the world on Wednesday so I can do my journal update.
Suggs finds a newsstand.
Suggs: A copy of today's Guardian my good man. What? What do you mean The Observer? Sunday? Already? WTF?
Suggs goes to get his flight home so he can update his journal (albeit a few days late).
And that's how it happened.
..and thats pretty close to the truth.
yeh, so before ya say anything i know i know, but i honestly didnt mean to lie and purspone my update for all you suggs fans.
so i'm gonna start making a list of people in my good books. as well as people in my bad.
this week:
good: simon pegg, oh how i chortle at his comedy show 'spaced'.
bad: this weeks been good, i might have a bad person next week though.
actually just thought, people always shpeel shit in there journals, apart from you of course
...ao i was thinking what would you like to know, i am giving you this chance to get to know me... so go ahaead, i'm right here, what do ya want to know ... ?
i've promised a few of you more pics, and i doi have some, but i am gonna wiat and upload them this week, cos i want to take a pic of me in my new hong kong fooey boxers (for the ladeez
so stay tuned.
take care, this weeks toys of choice are shackles and a blindfold, after that just use ya imagination.
laters y'all.
if your reading this you're too impatient, the real update comes tomorrow!!!
..but if you secretly discover this, you have a free session of a bit of slap and tickle.
..unless ya a guy, then ya just get a beer and a handshake.
take it easy y'all!
..but if you secretly discover this, you have a free session of a bit of slap and tickle.
..unless ya a guy, then ya just get a beer and a handshake.
take it easy y'all!
hey you,
well, SG booted me again so this is a week late, its this fuckin tinternet connection, for some reason its sensative to some sites... wierd, i'll get right on sorting it out soon...
well kids, Bristol went fantastic, the comic went down well with people and estimated sales look good, so fingers crossed! everyone there was so cool, and we had a good ol' knees up on the saturday, nothing like a drunk bunch o' comic fans.
i've been a little disheartened with Derby for a while, all our favourite places were shutting down or turning shit, and everyone seemed miserable as fuck, but now, our fav place is back better than ever, with a new rock only duke box, and everyone has generally cheered up.
infact everythings looking up, even the shit load of work i have on for the next infinity seems more achievable...
well, i have a bunch of philosophical shit to say too, but i always find that stuff falls on deaf ears unless all concerned are drunk,
. but maybe for those msn peeps ....
well, i'll keep ya posted on further groovy-tastic updates.
in the mean time, be sure when your wearing leather straps and screaming ectasy for england, be sure to think of the suggster
ok just kidding on that one, heres a spank anyway. *slap*
take care. x
well, SG booted me again so this is a week late, its this fuckin tinternet connection, for some reason its sensative to some sites... wierd, i'll get right on sorting it out soon...
well kids, Bristol went fantastic, the comic went down well with people and estimated sales look good, so fingers crossed! everyone there was so cool, and we had a good ol' knees up on the saturday, nothing like a drunk bunch o' comic fans.
i've been a little disheartened with Derby for a while, all our favourite places were shutting down or turning shit, and everyone seemed miserable as fuck, but now, our fav place is back better than ever, with a new rock only duke box, and everyone has generally cheered up.
infact everythings looking up, even the shit load of work i have on for the next infinity seems more achievable...
well, i have a bunch of philosophical shit to say too, but i always find that stuff falls on deaf ears unless all concerned are drunk,
well, i'll keep ya posted on further groovy-tastic updates.
in the mean time, be sure when your wearing leather straps and screaming ectasy for england, be sure to think of the suggster
ok just kidding on that one, heres a spank anyway. *slap*
take care. x
$%%^%^$%^$%&$%& *£""^!!!!!! @!!!!
..as taz would say.
i hate this freakin cable computer connection, which wierdly enough only seems to not let me on this site, so anyone knows whats wrong? i have a set top box for you brits out there...
yeh, so my computer kicked me for a week or two, i apologise for not being around ... i know its making some of ya kranky surely ...
well, i might never go back to work, basically cos it bites.
also bristol this weekend, woohoo.
oh hell, there was so much i was gonna say. but can ya believe i forgotten it all !
and now, i cant be arsed writing what i was gonna, an entire 'ode' to the monkey nut. so instead i just ask you to appreciate the humble monkey nut in all its wonder of possibilities within that shell.
of course it helps if you heard of them!!
yes you!
*smack* you just been suggs-spanked!
take care y'all!
..as taz would say.
i hate this freakin cable computer connection, which wierdly enough only seems to not let me on this site, so anyone knows whats wrong? i have a set top box for you brits out there...
yeh, so my computer kicked me for a week or two, i apologise for not being around ... i know its making some of ya kranky surely ...
well, i might never go back to work, basically cos it bites.
also bristol this weekend, woohoo.
oh hell, there was so much i was gonna say. but can ya believe i forgotten it all !
and now, i cant be arsed writing what i was gonna, an entire 'ode' to the monkey nut. so instead i just ask you to appreciate the humble monkey nut in all its wonder of possibilities within that shell.
of course it helps if you heard of them!!
*smack* you just been suggs-spanked!
take care y'all!
howdy folks,
yeh that photo sure needs updating ...
tricks going well, although really need to get some work in order.
movies i watched recently:
butterfly effect
shaun of the dead
leatherface: TCM 3
..and also canadian bacon. very interesting ..
but van helsing next week!
must start going to meets finally, i think the world needs to meet the suggster.
i really need to quit work, but at leats i'm making some chnages there, the boss agreed to letting me construct a filter to stop the new ducklings getting taken down the outlet pipe in the lake, like last year...
well gotta go peeps, and no spankings for anyone!! i can only give so much!! its my turn!! hehe
laters
yeh that photo sure needs updating ...
tricks going well, although really need to get some work in order.
movies i watched recently:
butterfly effect
shaun of the dead
leatherface: TCM 3
..and also canadian bacon. very interesting ..
must start going to meets finally, i think the world needs to meet the suggster.
i really need to quit work, but at leats i'm making some chnages there, the boss agreed to letting me construct a filter to stop the new ducklings getting taken down the outlet pipe in the lake, like last year...
well gotta go peeps, and no spankings for anyone!! i can only give so much!! its my turn!! hehe
laters

