I saw this young lady on the street today. She was unbelievable. You see good-looking people on the street all the time, but this one was so beautiful and sexy it seemed impossible that she would be walking on the same cement as me. I tried my best to commit her appearance to memory and said nothing. Beautiful women like this never even glance at me. But the guy who delivers sandwiches from one of the delis, he says hello every time.



I began thinking, how do I know she wasn't interested. Because she didn't say anything? I didn't say anything either.