Bwahahahahaha! like this picture better!

I'm pretty sure you are a better Jew than I am. I hated going to Hebrew school when I was a kid, so in an act of rebellion, I gave my teacher a Christmas card.

I NEED HOUSING!!

HA!! NO!! The Colon Cancer commercial, he (he=the guy in your profile pic) is calling a place to find a colon to live in...the guy hes talking to says no, and hangs up....and the polyp yells "I NEED HOUSING!"

there endth the story...



IN YOUR ASS!!!

My problem is that I not only want the house to fit the art, but it also has to fit a 60's lincoln continental, a hot tub, a home theater, two bowling allies... oh and I really want an akida so I need a big yard.
Oh, and I want a pony.
And a sushi bar at my house.

OK, really I would just settle for a place identical to my apartment with a built in washer and dryer. Oh to live the dream.

that is so fucking rad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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