If you didnt have a boyfriend, I would date you so hard.
I would take you on god-damned surprise picnics.
We would walk on the fucking beach at sunset.
Youd never stop fucking smiling.
Id buy the shit out of that dress you want.
Id take you to the god-damned movies.
Id buy you dinner at any fucking place you want.
Wed cuddle so hard on the couch.
Wed read our shitty books by lamplight before bed.
Wed drink white wine in the fucking sun.
Wed swim and lay at the beach all damned day.
Ill meet your parents and theyll love the shit out of me.
Wed go out to awesome fucking concerts.
Wed dance so hard, and laugh all the time.
Youd stay over and sleep the fuck in.
Id get up and go to fucking work.
Id cook our god-damned dinner in time for you to be home from uni.
Wed be so fucking normal.
Wed travel the shit out of America and Europe.
Ill propose the fuck out of you while were away.
Youll say; fuck yes.
Wed get married so hard.
Everyone would have fun at the god-damned reception.
Well have pancakes for breakfast and lay the fuck in bed all day.
Itd rain for weeks and wed snuggle the shit out fo each other.
Wed stress about fucking bills and work and money.
Wed go out and buy the shit out of a new car.
Wed get a fucking home loan.
Youd have a god-damned baby and hed be awesome.
Wed drive him to his fucking soccer games.
Wed watch the shit out of his school concernts.
Youd help him with his god-damned maths homework.
Id teach him all kinds of awesome fucking english stuff.
Well fight and yell and scream.
Well kiss and hug and fucking kiss again.
Our kid will get in his first fight.
Our kid will get his god-damned heart broken.
Well help him every fucking time.
Wed be there for his god-damned graduation.
Hed move the fuck out and you wont stop crying.
Wed sell the fucking house and move to fucking Florence.
Id buy you everything, just to see your god-damned smile.
Wed lay in the sun for hours.
Our kid will call us the fuck up.
Wed speak to our fucking grand-kids.
Wed move the fuck back home.
And Id hold your hand when I get sick.
And youd smile through your tears, and laugh at my jokes.
Every fucking day my grip would get weaker.
But Id hold on as long as I fucking could.
And then illness will kill me so hard.
And youd bury the shit out of me.
And youll die so fucking happy.
Because you love me.
And because I fucking love you.
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So. Coffee?
I would take you on god-damned surprise picnics.
We would walk on the fucking beach at sunset.
Youd never stop fucking smiling.
Id buy the shit out of that dress you want.
Id take you to the god-damned movies.
Id buy you dinner at any fucking place you want.
Wed cuddle so hard on the couch.
Wed read our shitty books by lamplight before bed.
Wed drink white wine in the fucking sun.
Wed swim and lay at the beach all damned day.
Ill meet your parents and theyll love the shit out of me.
Wed go out to awesome fucking concerts.
Wed dance so hard, and laugh all the time.
Youd stay over and sleep the fuck in.
Id get up and go to fucking work.
Id cook our god-damned dinner in time for you to be home from uni.
Wed be so fucking normal.
Wed travel the shit out of America and Europe.
Ill propose the fuck out of you while were away.
Youll say; fuck yes.
Wed get married so hard.
Everyone would have fun at the god-damned reception.
Well have pancakes for breakfast and lay the fuck in bed all day.
Itd rain for weeks and wed snuggle the shit out fo each other.
Wed stress about fucking bills and work and money.
Wed go out and buy the shit out of a new car.
Wed get a fucking home loan.
Youd have a god-damned baby and hed be awesome.
Wed drive him to his fucking soccer games.
Wed watch the shit out of his school concernts.
Youd help him with his god-damned maths homework.
Id teach him all kinds of awesome fucking english stuff.
Well fight and yell and scream.
Well kiss and hug and fucking kiss again.
Our kid will get in his first fight.
Our kid will get his god-damned heart broken.
Well help him every fucking time.
Wed be there for his god-damned graduation.
Hed move the fuck out and you wont stop crying.
Wed sell the fucking house and move to fucking Florence.
Id buy you everything, just to see your god-damned smile.
Wed lay in the sun for hours.
Our kid will call us the fuck up.
Wed speak to our fucking grand-kids.
Wed move the fuck back home.
And Id hold your hand when I get sick.
And youd smile through your tears, and laugh at my jokes.
Every fucking day my grip would get weaker.
But Id hold on as long as I fucking could.
And then illness will kill me so hard.
And youd bury the shit out of me.
And youll die so fucking happy.
Because you love me.
And because I fucking love you.
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So. Coffee?