Words cannot express how astonishingly disgusted I am with the success of the cancer that is Twilight.
I dont know if I can live in a world where a sparkly emo lil bitch of a "vampire" can beat Batman at ANYTHING.
I dont know if I can live in a world where a sparkly emo lil bitch of a "vampire" can beat Batman at ANYTHING.
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I have no problem if Lucas wants to turn Darth Vader into a lil bitch...its disappointing....but to be fair it is his creation.
For her to take a Vampire and make him fucking sparkle? Sorry, but if you sparkle, live in the woods, and dont kill humans you are not a Vampire, youre a god damned fairy.
Edward meet Tinkerbell.
Or better yet, Buffy or Blade or Van Helsing.
Even the piece of shit that was X-Men Origins: Wolverine didnt have him prancing around with braided hair using his claws to serve cheese fondue.
Not to mention the fact that Star Wars, as a film, was groundbreaking. A sci-fi epic on that scale had never been done. Couple that with a soundtrack that no one saw coming (studio execs wanted disco) and Star Wars is more, as a film and a cultural icon than Twilight will ever be.
It was going to far with the prequils, They were a joke, total shite.
But yet, twilight has pussified the vampire AND the werewolf. It turned both monsters into nancy pretty boys. Now I'm all for teenage angst vampire movies, but it will be hard to top things like Lost boys, I refuse to discuss the sequil, it was actually painfull to watch, and i still can't believe i spent money on it, but twilight is laughable. Your right the way the vampire is portrayed actually disgusts me. Vampires don't spakle in sunlight, they scream and burst into flames. I will admit i havent seen either movie and dont plan too. I will wait for some of the other vampire movies on the way and hope they will be better than this load of horse shit. Yes, they are horse shit, trust me, i'm an expert on that.