I am now realizing how much of a bad situation this is:

My male roomie is one of the most narrow minded biggoted asshole i have ever met.
the sad part is he sees nothing wrong with his thinking or attitude.
I wont repeat any of the things he said......mainly because i dont want my throat throttled like i was about to do to him.



nuff said

I have moved into the new place now and i'm already hating it. 3 boys ages 1, 3 , 7 and they literally run the house. I would have gotten my butt popped on a regular basis for the things they do. I am in the basement in a room that's 1.5 times the size of my old room....i lost a little closet space and the wife's wedding dress is staying in my closet (for obvious above reasons.....3 of them in fact). I have my own bathroom now....but it is severe needing of a cleaning...once again....same reason. Either way..i'm going to give it a chance..see what happens...........Ohhh..and my dvd player decided to crap out on me. Thank Gods that the vhs is nigh indestructable.

why is it that my really hot friends come to me for advice on guys..but wont date me....


later in the day
and this just got even better(sarcasm) i may have to move out at the end of the month cause the roommates that are a couple are moving to a 2 bdrm and he is possibly getting his son....this leaves me and the other roomie screwed.

yesterday was my first day on the job....i got stuck in the livestock area
most unusual dispatch of the night

red gate to blue 2(my gate), we have an in coming llama in the back seat of a taurus
silence
silence
blue 2 to red gate....would you repeat that?
red gate to blue 2 we have a llama coming in in the back seat of a taurus



sure enough...there was a full grown llama sitting in the back of a ford taurus

i know what your thinking...but i can not make this shit up

ok...good news and bad news

I am employed..temporarily..i am working as security at the county fair until the 20th.

because of when i start and the way the pay periods fall...i wont get paid until the 15th of oct.

ive been gone since the 1st of August...acct cancelled since i couldnt pay. here is what has happened.. I have a job offer with roommates but im waiting to see when i start...i just went to an interview today and i hope i get this one. This past weekend i went to friends wedding

for those of you who have seen me on cam...most have asked what that is behind me?

Let me answer the question once and for all

It is a wall mounted two weapons holder with a

ninjato





and a six foot tapered Bo staff

since i see cute pics of animals....here is mine.




thats where he always is when im in chat..btwn me and the laptop