well here i go again on Order Date: 01/10/2012 i happen to find this.. go look at it because its awesome !!! and i know your not sposeto use that word anymore but it is awesome ..and im kinda thinking remis vagina will go off like a sprinkler and ill have a pass to not be yelled at or devorsed for atleast 3 weeks. so its a batman shirt (with a cape)
batman
. ok now its jan 10. i order it express mail on my card cause the anticipation is killing me already. so im checking the tracking number and my email everyday. when im at work im calling her and committing the sin of interrupting the net ( we have dial up) to tell remi go check the mail. now she dont want to go outside and all that, she dont know why i cant do it when i get home, she dont like it all. but i dont want it to get wet and im sooooo excited .. how ever pissed she is now from checking the mail will be gone after the most awsome batman shirt ever made shows up as a special gift for no reason outer than im the best husband in the word. Que the applause confetti falls and panties are soaked. (in my head ). finaly i get a email Your order with SuperheroStuff.com shipped on 1/16/2012
via USPS First Class. ok now im tracking the number more this is so gonna rock !! it finally gets here on like a tue a week later. now its pms time she spent 2 days in a row with me . so turns out i suck im scum my voice is annoying and all the breathing im doing is way too much to take...not the timing i hoped for at all but still batman ....well i hand her the package thinking ill get a thats cool grumble and i wont be so bad today...she says this is why you have been so excited ? this is why i had to go in the snow everyday? and you wouldn't stop calling and being cryptic ? uuuuu huuuu yep open it i say... and it came on a day i hate you she says... well yes its me when els ? open it !!
so then the big moment finally she says wow that's cool way way too big tho i could never where that..........................damnnnnnnn it so i call enplane how i didnt relay look at the whole size thing and im not to brite i got excited and please help.......the girl real cool we are besties now i think, says ok write a note put it in the bag put 6 bucks in the bag and send it back ill get you one out the fastest way we got....sweet....so post office the next day 6 bucks in the bag 6 bucks to send it the fastest and in just 11 short days i get one back......
um well you remember at that point i still sucked as a person so i more or less guessed on the size..........WRONG........
so i call my girl we talk about the saga and how i sux we have a good time and in the end she again waves the restock fee and makes a note how ever she says that with the 12 bucks from last time and the 12 this time i was almost up to the 27 bucks for the shirt and id of been better off to just buy the rite one on my card the second time and get a refund when i returned the first one , epically now that the correct size is sold out and it may take a few weeks.........
so no parade in my honor no confetti no soaked panties ....just some day remi will be the coolest batman shirt with a cape wherein girl at school and another example of how easy things are so hard for me.....
also as a side note i fell asleep on myself having sex the outer day. you see i was trying to finde the number to superhero stuff to check on the restok of the correct size . i didnt save the phone number so i called information they had nothin for superhero batman justice league hall of doom or any place that may be able to help and they went nice about my delema . so buy like the 10th call i went off i need batman what if it was emergency i got not bat signal joker could be killing me now and you dont want to help...
so the state police stop buy ....im in my captain America Jammies ...explane the saga and how rude and uninformative the information ppl are ... and the cops go away but now im all worked up and i decide on a shower b4 work
a wile later i find myself naked nexto the tub with a towel.....l.hmm remi is at work i think...nmmm im not cold..so so me time seams like a good plan then ill feel better about all this drama ill relax sounds nice.....
me and the towel head for the bedroom and the next thing i know i wake up 45 mins later ....i fucking fell asleep b4 anything could happen and now im late for work..........
so i got nothin els
batman
. ok now its jan 10. i order it express mail on my card cause the anticipation is killing me already. so im checking the tracking number and my email everyday. when im at work im calling her and committing the sin of interrupting the net ( we have dial up) to tell remi go check the mail. now she dont want to go outside and all that, she dont know why i cant do it when i get home, she dont like it all. but i dont want it to get wet and im sooooo excited .. how ever pissed she is now from checking the mail will be gone after the most awsome batman shirt ever made shows up as a special gift for no reason outer than im the best husband in the word. Que the applause confetti falls and panties are soaked. (in my head ). finaly i get a email Your order with SuperheroStuff.com shipped on 1/16/2012
via USPS First Class. ok now im tracking the number more this is so gonna rock !! it finally gets here on like a tue a week later. now its pms time she spent 2 days in a row with me . so turns out i suck im scum my voice is annoying and all the breathing im doing is way too much to take...not the timing i hoped for at all but still batman ....well i hand her the package thinking ill get a thats cool grumble and i wont be so bad today...she says this is why you have been so excited ? this is why i had to go in the snow everyday? and you wouldn't stop calling and being cryptic ? uuuuu huuuu yep open it i say... and it came on a day i hate you she says... well yes its me when els ? open it !!
so then the big moment finally she says wow that's cool way way too big tho i could never where that..........................damnnnnnnn it so i call enplane how i didnt relay look at the whole size thing and im not to brite i got excited and please help.......the girl real cool we are besties now i think, says ok write a note put it in the bag put 6 bucks in the bag and send it back ill get you one out the fastest way we got....sweet....so post office the next day 6 bucks in the bag 6 bucks to send it the fastest and in just 11 short days i get one back......
um well you remember at that point i still sucked as a person so i more or less guessed on the size..........WRONG........
so i call my girl we talk about the saga and how i sux we have a good time and in the end she again waves the restock fee and makes a note how ever she says that with the 12 bucks from last time and the 12 this time i was almost up to the 27 bucks for the shirt and id of been better off to just buy the rite one on my card the second time and get a refund when i returned the first one , epically now that the correct size is sold out and it may take a few weeks.........
so no parade in my honor no confetti no soaked panties ....just some day remi will be the coolest batman shirt with a cape wherein girl at school and another example of how easy things are so hard for me.....
also as a side note i fell asleep on myself having sex the outer day. you see i was trying to finde the number to superhero stuff to check on the restok of the correct size . i didnt save the phone number so i called information they had nothin for superhero batman justice league hall of doom or any place that may be able to help and they went nice about my delema . so buy like the 10th call i went off i need batman what if it was emergency i got not bat signal joker could be killing me now and you dont want to help...
so the state police stop buy ....im in my captain America Jammies ...explane the saga and how rude and uninformative the information ppl are ... and the cops go away but now im all worked up and i decide on a shower b4 work
a wile later i find myself naked nexto the tub with a towel.....l.hmm remi is at work i think...nmmm im not cold..so so me time seams like a good plan then ill feel better about all this drama ill relax sounds nice.....
me and the towel head for the bedroom and the next thing i know i wake up 45 mins later ....i fucking fell asleep b4 anything could happen and now im late for work..........
so i got nothin els
its never too soon to panic...
..the first sign of the zombie apocalypse has happened...
hostess is filing for bankruptcy, that means no more twinkies....as we all know twinkies are the most compact form of food like substance. they have high levels of fat and sugar to keep you alive and they never spoil ! also twinkies are resistant to all known viruses..so when the zombie virus starts Polluting Food Sources twinkies could have saved us .
now how will i survive until order is restored and pez becomes the new world currency ?
..the first sign of the zombie apocalypse has happened...
hostess is filing for bankruptcy, that means no more twinkies....as we all know twinkies are the most compact form of food like substance. they have high levels of fat and sugar to keep you alive and they never spoil ! also twinkies are resistant to all known viruses..so when the zombie virus starts Polluting Food Sources twinkies could have saved us .
now how will i survive until order is restored and pez becomes the new world currency ?
body snatchers
first off i haven't blogged in a wile . sorry for that i know the world revolves around me and you all hang on my every word. i hope my absents didnt send you all into panic and start looting like the world was ending.
so heres the thing , as you know i have parents . my dad is dead and my mom lives near detroit. now mom dad grandma grand pa all went to this church. my mom even got remaired there. so when my grand parents died they were cremated and burred in the church garden along with several outer parishioners and later my dad. its a nice place for the most part. lots of plants a red brick wall a gate a walk way and a bench and a plack about the garden. inside the chapel a large plack with brass plates with all the names of the people burred out there.
now i dont talk about past things alot with remi . but when we went to detroit for christmas i was missing my dad for some reason so i told remi of the place and asked her to go with me and pay respects.
now we pull up to the church and the big stone sigh with the church name is covered with a venal sign like for Budweiser sails. and as we walk twords the garden the gate is broken .as we get to it i see no plants the ground all dug up like pot holes every where. and the bench is broken . so i try the church door its locked the lights are off i cant see anything.
i think the church is not a church and someone stole the body's of my family !
wtf ? whos job is it to dig up the dead ? then what happens to them ? did u put them in the dumpster ? how bout the brass plates with the names ? why didnt you tell any one ? i dont know if its legal but i think its immoral .
so i did the only senceable thing , i waited till dark and went to the church on Christmas eve and stole the bench from the garden.!!!!!
i may give it back is they hand over the body's of my family and the brass name plates too.
im still working on the ransom letter. you want to be firm but not too scary .
im no fan of this invisible friend god thing the world seams to have an agreed upon mas hallucination,. they invoke to justify doing evil to the world and each outer.
but i dont blame him i blame the peopl in the church who pretend to be the humans we all should aspire to be. they are the ones who did it they suck.
i know god is way to bizzy picking the winners of all sporting events and tthe supper bowl is coming soon, he also has to pick all the mvp's and grammy's peoples choice academy awards .all the things people thank him for giving them. maybe when he has free time after football season he can work on dieing starving people wars fraught in his name that kill his children. and when thats done maybe look into who steals a truck load of dead people including my family
until then im going to keep beleaveing in santa. i can see him i have pictures of him and i together and he has given me things.
so i find my self at walmart , as one often dose. and im lured into the Halloween section. cause i think they rig the carts to go that way but that's a different conspiracy story.
now im most of the time threw no falt of my own in some kinda hot water at home. this night is the exception all is well but im at walmart ne way waiting for remi to go to sleep b4 i get home so that there is no chance i will be in any kinda trouble one day in a roe .
so there i am in the Halloween stuff isle and im drawn to it like by magic a can of krylon golo in the dark spray paint !
the gods are truly on my side . this is a good day and now i have the perfect insurance policy for in rubble i may innocently get into in the futcher .
it all comes to me at once see im driving remis car rite now, it has one blue door on the drivers side. i have glow in the dark spray paint. its the perfect storm .
so i grab the can cause one will do. and head for the toys and candy cause im there du. shaking the can listing to the marble the whole time just knowing that after Tonite im going to be without a doubt the best husband ever !
so hears the plan as i explained to the checkout girl and the girl in live behind me who by the way gave me her number she was so impressed with how smart i am.
i have the already shaken can, ill go to the parking lot and spray in big letters I (then draw a heart) REMI not to day but one nite soon she will walk to her car in the dark and there it will be , and i will b the greatest sweetest ever !
now i go to the parking lot and paint a big I its kinda greay but im thinking it drys clear rite ? then i start the heart and suddenly 2 thing become apparent 1 i cant paint a heart and 2 i didnt leave room for the name remi......
also the I dont seam to be drying clear at all......so i have limited options at this point. so i do the only thing a reasonable person like i can do i use the walmat bag to try an erase ....no good but i still have hope that by the time i get home the paint will dry clear and i have more paint in the can......so i try a cover up that way one nite the car door will glow and i can say idk what happened why blame me ? ........so i use the rest of the can to try a cover up and ......
by the time i get home the care door has dried and looks kinda like that spray snow you put on the windows at christmas.....also remi is still up ......so i know she will notice the drivers side door in the morning so i decide to come clean .....mabe its the thought that counts ?........so for all my effort i get a .... WHAT... WHY ...THE HELL ...WOULD YOU.. SPRAY PAINT MY CAR.......
so no get out of truble free card.. no best husband coffee cup.....now ur so sweet kiss... just a sigh and a head shake every time we get in the car together
now im most of the time threw no falt of my own in some kinda hot water at home. this night is the exception all is well but im at walmart ne way waiting for remi to go to sleep b4 i get home so that there is no chance i will be in any kinda trouble one day in a roe .
so there i am in the Halloween stuff isle and im drawn to it like by magic a can of krylon golo in the dark spray paint !
the gods are truly on my side . this is a good day and now i have the perfect insurance policy for in rubble i may innocently get into in the futcher .
it all comes to me at once see im driving remis car rite now, it has one blue door on the drivers side. i have glow in the dark spray paint. its the perfect storm .
so i grab the can cause one will do. and head for the toys and candy cause im there du. shaking the can listing to the marble the whole time just knowing that after Tonite im going to be without a doubt the best husband ever !
so hears the plan as i explained to the checkout girl and the girl in live behind me who by the way gave me her number she was so impressed with how smart i am.
i have the already shaken can, ill go to the parking lot and spray in big letters I (then draw a heart) REMI not to day but one nite soon she will walk to her car in the dark and there it will be , and i will b the greatest sweetest ever !
now i go to the parking lot and paint a big I its kinda greay but im thinking it drys clear rite ? then i start the heart and suddenly 2 thing become apparent 1 i cant paint a heart and 2 i didnt leave room for the name remi......
also the I dont seam to be drying clear at all......so i have limited options at this point. so i do the only thing a reasonable person like i can do i use the walmat bag to try an erase ....no good but i still have hope that by the time i get home the paint will dry clear and i have more paint in the can......so i try a cover up that way one nite the car door will glow and i can say idk what happened why blame me ? ........so i use the rest of the can to try a cover up and ......
by the time i get home the care door has dried and looks kinda like that spray snow you put on the windows at christmas.....also remi is still up ......so i know she will notice the drivers side door in the morning so i decide to come clean .....mabe its the thought that counts ?........so for all my effort i get a .... WHAT... WHY ...THE HELL ...WOULD YOU.. SPRAY PAINT MY CAR.......
so no get out of truble free card.. no best husband coffee cup.....now ur so sweet kiss... just a sigh and a head shake every time we get in the car together
ok so remi is after me to be open and honest and face up to my health issues rather than going with my normal ignore it and it will go away on its own also no talking about it ever ! so i have astrocytoma a form of brain tumor cancer. not a big deal ben goin on a long time and im fine.
so ne way thats all back story. to make her happy and secure among outher things she has made me get a, ct and, p e t, scan head to toe. now the good part ...i know all the tricks and most the ppl at the hospital so i score a cd of it . the thing is as it moves a centermiter at a time from my head down i couldnt tell u what the hell ne thing is except i kinda think just past my hips one thing is in frame lol
so ne way thats all back story. to make her happy and secure among outher things she has made me get a, ct and, p e t, scan head to toe. now the good part ...i know all the tricks and most the ppl at the hospital so i score a cd of it . the thing is as it moves a centermiter at a time from my head down i couldnt tell u what the hell ne thing is except i kinda think just past my hips one thing is in frame lol
ok well i got this great idiea . at least i think so. it gos like this first you have to join the pen palls group. then the fun begins like this
Ok so here's the idea. Remi and I made him, and took him on a short adventure.
Anyone who whats him needs to simply ask on this thread.
Then take him on an adventure . it could be the bar, bowling, land marks of your town, absolutely anywhere. As long as you take lots pictures and post them. Also feel free to alter him, sign him, write a short note on him or to send with him. Add a face, a cool patch or clothes, its all up to you. Then pass him along . Lets see how far he goes and what a good time he has with suicide girls. Id like to see him go all over the world. Maybe even he can make his way to one of the many wars we are fighting. He would look cool in a fighter plane or a tank.
Im super excited about this.
Here are some pics we took with him. Do i need a separate thread for requests for a turn with pillow man and one for the pics and short story's of his adventures? Someone let me know plz
Ok so here's the idea. Remi and I made him, and took him on a short adventure.
Anyone who whats him needs to simply ask on this thread.
Then take him on an adventure . it could be the bar, bowling, land marks of your town, absolutely anywhere. As long as you take lots pictures and post them. Also feel free to alter him, sign him, write a short note on him or to send with him. Add a face, a cool patch or clothes, its all up to you. Then pass him along . Lets see how far he goes and what a good time he has with suicide girls. Id like to see him go all over the world. Maybe even he can make his way to one of the many wars we are fighting. He would look cool in a fighter plane or a tank.
Im super excited about this.
Here are some pics we took with him. Do i need a separate thread for requests for a turn with pillow man and one for the pics and short story's of his adventures? Someone let me know plz
so i joined to a photo goup and asked a question.. if someone would recommend a camera entry level that i could use to take pics of remi as a hoby ..id like to submit them but i know i have alot to learn but im having fun and i have to start somewhere ..maybe the group could help with suggestions and all.....
here is the letter i got back..................
Hello
Kaela
Kaela
Hi there smile Welcome to SG. I just saw your posts about the cameras and whatnot, and I
thought I'd try and give you a friendly piece of advice if you are willing to take it.
This place is a community unlike most on the internet. People here are really passionate
about a lot of things, and the groups are like really tight-knit families. People also
appreciate that when you are posting something, you are not texting your friends or
posting a random comment just for the sake of commenting. That's why you don't see a lot
of the texting lingo, like ppl or ne1 or anything like that. It's a sign of respect for
your fellow SGers to use proper spelling, punctuation and grammar. Of course, no one
expects perfection, but they do expect you to speak like an adult. I am trying to say
this is as nice a way as possible; please don't think I am trying to bring you down or
anything. I just have been around long enough to know that newbies don't get many second
chances to make good first impressions, and reputations build quickly. Just want you to
enjoy your experience here! smile
Good luck with your camera, and once again, welcome smile
here is the reply i sent him .....................
thank you for the advice . and for taking the time to give it . i see that you have more important things to do than help a newbe.
im not wining or looking for sympathy just by way of explaining. i ment no disrespect with my spelling and abbreviations. its just that i cant spell at all . its so bad that spell check dont even know what im trying to say. im dyslectic bad. also i have brain cancer (astrocytoma) i had 3 diff surgerys on it none verry helpful. sometimes i ned to abreavate so i can get my message out will i remember it. my hands dont work well i type with 1 finger so if i keep going back and forth looking up words ,copy and pasting i forget where i was going with the statement b4 it is done being writen.also my fingers are clumbsy so i dont hit the keys strate on and add letters . this is the first mesg board iv ever seen and i dont know how to do it at all. i was hopeing to learn here wile also enlisting the help of the ppl on here that seam to shair idieas.
i apologize if i was out of line or ofended ne1 i never ment to post in the wrong place or waste ur time with my stupid questions posted and writen wrong.
i will no longer post here or in ne outher groop . clearly i dont belong. i hope its ok with u if i continue to read outhers posts so that maby i can learn something
.....................................................so thats it all i said
...i had no idea it was such a fopa to be computer illiterate.. when i went to high school there wer no computers, and i was a cool kid so i also barley went to schoo..l something i regret now.. ... also i have a active life outside the house and when i am home i have to waite my turn on line after remi lol. so its not like i get 18 hrs a night in my moms basement to learn.... am i wrong to be pissed ? i have alwasy been self conconsance about my spelling and gramer. as my hands are getting worse i try not to even write long hand... remi will tell you i buy her cards but rairly write nething on them or even put my name.. i feel like i put myself out there and got knocked down.. i even explaned all this when i joined the group. ................if this guy insulted me in the condescending way he just did in person..he would be in the hospital rite now......for fuck sake i want to take naked pics of remi im not trying to be an English teacher ........
.sry had to vent i was kinda nice to him
love
staples
here is the letter i got back..................
Hello
Kaela
Kaela
Hi there smile Welcome to SG. I just saw your posts about the cameras and whatnot, and I
thought I'd try and give you a friendly piece of advice if you are willing to take it.
This place is a community unlike most on the internet. People here are really passionate
about a lot of things, and the groups are like really tight-knit families. People also
appreciate that when you are posting something, you are not texting your friends or
posting a random comment just for the sake of commenting. That's why you don't see a lot
of the texting lingo, like ppl or ne1 or anything like that. It's a sign of respect for
your fellow SGers to use proper spelling, punctuation and grammar. Of course, no one
expects perfection, but they do expect you to speak like an adult. I am trying to say
this is as nice a way as possible; please don't think I am trying to bring you down or
anything. I just have been around long enough to know that newbies don't get many second
chances to make good first impressions, and reputations build quickly. Just want you to
enjoy your experience here! smile
Good luck with your camera, and once again, welcome smile
here is the reply i sent him .....................
thank you for the advice . and for taking the time to give it . i see that you have more important things to do than help a newbe.
im not wining or looking for sympathy just by way of explaining. i ment no disrespect with my spelling and abbreviations. its just that i cant spell at all . its so bad that spell check dont even know what im trying to say. im dyslectic bad. also i have brain cancer (astrocytoma) i had 3 diff surgerys on it none verry helpful. sometimes i ned to abreavate so i can get my message out will i remember it. my hands dont work well i type with 1 finger so if i keep going back and forth looking up words ,copy and pasting i forget where i was going with the statement b4 it is done being writen.also my fingers are clumbsy so i dont hit the keys strate on and add letters . this is the first mesg board iv ever seen and i dont know how to do it at all. i was hopeing to learn here wile also enlisting the help of the ppl on here that seam to shair idieas.
i apologize if i was out of line or ofended ne1 i never ment to post in the wrong place or waste ur time with my stupid questions posted and writen wrong.
i will no longer post here or in ne outher groop . clearly i dont belong. i hope its ok with u if i continue to read outhers posts so that maby i can learn something
.....................................................so thats it all i said
...i had no idea it was such a fopa to be computer illiterate.. when i went to high school there wer no computers, and i was a cool kid so i also barley went to schoo..l something i regret now.. ... also i have a active life outside the house and when i am home i have to waite my turn on line after remi lol. so its not like i get 18 hrs a night in my moms basement to learn.... am i wrong to be pissed ? i have alwasy been self conconsance about my spelling and gramer. as my hands are getting worse i try not to even write long hand... remi will tell you i buy her cards but rairly write nething on them or even put my name.. i feel like i put myself out there and got knocked down.. i even explaned all this when i joined the group. ................if this guy insulted me in the condescending way he just did in person..he would be in the hospital rite now......for fuck sake i want to take naked pics of remi im not trying to be an English teacher ........
.sry had to vent i was kinda nice to him
love
staples
so i took these pics,. i thought they were great. not just cause im remis biggest fan but i relay liked the pics . i like the secluded place in the woods. i like the angles . there are curves on remi i love to pet or just rest my hands for warmth and comfort. i am no professorial photographer. but i thought i got things i like, foot fetish ppl like and all kinds of thing that are both pretty and hot. im relay proud of these. the girl who decides if they go up, told us the old cam we have is not good enough thats why she rejected them... being as im no real photographer i bet if she looked closer she would find more wrong. i welcome constructive criticism even tho its just a hobby some help might make it more fun. even if its just what more you want to see. please tel me and not remi she is realy putting her self out there and i can see how it could be hurtful i just want to learn so i have more fun and give you ppl what you want. also if you can recommend a can that's maybe a cpl years old model for 300 or less that would rock and maybe she will look close enough to criticize the pics not the cam and i can learn something lol
i welcome your comments be nice yet helpful plz
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Remi/albums/member/229085/
i welcome your comments be nice yet helpful plz
http://suicidegirls.com/girls/Remi/albums/member/229085/
so i arrive home from work on my bike the outer day to find a man and two kids near the fence in my front yard. it all seamed harmless enough as i parked and took off my helmet . the man said hey man the kids just wanted to see your pig. well thats cool i think ,whats the harm, so i walk over to him and thats where i start to see what an evil mastermind this guy is. he takes a few steps towards me and introduces his self to me as ****** the new neighbor !!!!!!!! and the trap is sprung . in my mind i here----- duh dun duhnnn--- and a evil laf i may have even said SHIT , i for sure thought it. but now its too late so i say hi im mike and i shake his hand.
so i tell the kids the pigs name and let them pet her. it all goes kinda ok relay and for the first 60 to 65 seconds or so. i almost start to question my strict policy against talking to anyone who lives with in a mile from me unless of cores ther is the possibility of or the desire to have sex with them at any point in the futcher
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untill ----- duh dun duhnnn---- it happens this guy whos name i dont even remember says my name like 100 times in under a miniut like some kinda auctioneer and whats worse he puts the word neighbor in front of it . now he is all like NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE over and over ughhhh .
well finally i get out of his tractor beam by telling him the truth of all things, that i had just stopped home long enough to let the dogs go out and pee then im off to a wedding reception. he says like 75 times well NEIGHBOR MIKE you should come have a beer with me latter than. i say yeah for sure maybe some day and get the hell out of there.
now i make it a point to stay out a long time way way past where i wanted too just hoping he would be passed out drunk , and being as he was so near to that point when i left i felt safe cumming home well after midnight.
but then-----duh dun duhnnn----- as soon as i cut off my bike i here NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. so because im a people person i go over ther . and politely suck down a Luke warm bud light as if he just gave me the last one ever made and i act like sitting next to my own house is like the vacation it is for him , i may have even said or agreed that yes yes this is the life ,and that this is what it is all about fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
so after what seemed like forever i say ill be rite back , that was like 4 days ago .
well for the last 3 nights i cut my bike off down the road and coasted home, and today i ducked down in the car wile remi made sure the coast was clear before i got out ,and thats only because she refused to stop at the corner put me in the trunk and then back in close to the door before letting me out.
i get it im incredibly handsome ,relay relay good looking and a joy to be around but home is home its my place to unwind and now i have to move out
so i tell the kids the pigs name and let them pet her. it all goes kinda ok relay and for the first 60 to 65 seconds or so. i almost start to question my strict policy against talking to anyone who lives with in a mile from me unless of cores ther is the possibility of or the desire to have sex with them at any point in the futcher
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untill ----- duh dun duhnnn---- it happens this guy whos name i dont even remember says my name like 100 times in under a miniut like some kinda auctioneer and whats worse he puts the word neighbor in front of it . now he is all like NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE over and over ughhhh .
well finally i get out of his tractor beam by telling him the truth of all things, that i had just stopped home long enough to let the dogs go out and pee then im off to a wedding reception. he says like 75 times well NEIGHBOR MIKE you should come have a beer with me latter than. i say yeah for sure maybe some day and get the hell out of there.
now i make it a point to stay out a long time way way past where i wanted too just hoping he would be passed out drunk , and being as he was so near to that point when i left i felt safe cumming home well after midnight.
but then-----duh dun duhnnn----- as soon as i cut off my bike i here NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE NEIGHBOR MIKE fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. so because im a people person i go over ther . and politely suck down a Luke warm bud light as if he just gave me the last one ever made and i act like sitting next to my own house is like the vacation it is for him , i may have even said or agreed that yes yes this is the life ,and that this is what it is all about fuuuuuuuuuuuck.
so after what seemed like forever i say ill be rite back , that was like 4 days ago .
well for the last 3 nights i cut my bike off down the road and coasted home, and today i ducked down in the car wile remi made sure the coast was clear before i got out ,and thats only because she refused to stop at the corner put me in the trunk and then back in close to the door before letting me out.
i get it im incredibly handsome ,relay relay good looking and a joy to be around but home is home its my place to unwind and now i have to move out
