Member: staplesjrmc
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JANUARY 16, 2012 @ 12:19 PM


its never too soon to panic...
..the first sign of the zombie apocalypse has happened...
hostess is filing for bankruptcy, that means no more twinkies....as we all know twinkies are the most compact form of food like substance. they have high levels of fat and sugar to keep you alive and they never spoil ! also twinkies are resistant to all known viruses..so when the zombie virus starts Polluting Food Sources twinkies could have saved us .
now how will i survive until order is restored and pez becomes the new world currency ?
Comments
Felice

Felice

I'm lost
January 2006

JAN 16, 2012 12:29 PM

We still have cupcakes, you know. Fat and sugar en masse! wink

suispud1

suispud1

Dallas, TX
January 2010

JAN 16, 2012 12:53 PM

Twinkies forever.

Remi

Remi

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

JAN 16, 2012 01:25 PM

Mom said they just filed bankruptcy...doesn't mean they are going out of business. She said they have done this once before too. And apparently they do have a shelf life. This is all according to Mom.

HatterMad

HatterMad

Australia
May 2011

JAN 16, 2012 01:55 PM

Twinkies.

'the cornerstone of any nutritious breakfast.'


- HM

BlackHeartDown

BlackHeartDown

USA
October 2010

JAN 16, 2012 05:39 PM

Did you see the apocolypse/holocaust episode of The Simpsons where they stumbled upon a twinkie factory/warehouse and Homer was so happy because they now had a huge non-perishable food source. Hahaha.

Twinkies are alright, but I was a huge fan of the aluminum foil covered Ding Dong (King Don).

staplesjrmc

staplesjrmc

Saint Helen, MI
April 2011

JAN 17, 2012 09:16 AM

yes Krunch burty i did . i love the Simpsons. twinkies are talked about in the alot of zombie groups and movies ( read allot of posts in groups but rarely post anything because i dont understand spelling and glamor so bad in fact that spell check says wtf and gives up lol. btw i read very well. ) . twinkies are not my faves ether ding dongs ,king dongs, or king dons, depending on the year were always my fave too. when i was a kid i had a foil wrapper ball from all the ones i ate . i wanted it to be a record setter someday . my mom eventual got rid of it and now they are in stupid plastic bags (sad).
thaks everyone who read and those who replayed w/o making fun of me

staplesjrmc

staplesjrmc

Saint Helen, MI
April 2011

JAN 17, 2012 11:48 AM

its been brought to my attn that my above comment sounds like i felt someone who comented my blod was mean to me. that is not true. but it is a real good example of how bad i am at comunating by writeing. no one here said any thing i took wrong at all. i thankyou for reading and i thank those who comment. it makes me feel better. cause im nervios about writing because on sg fb myspace fuckstick sisnster sancuary and basicaly everywhere i go to try and flirt and be intouch with remi as well as partisapte in discusions i care about. i have been made to feel bad. i know im not dumb i read real well . i chose words when i write that i wouldnt use in speach because i can spell them. i dont for the life of me know why we have so many ways to spell one word we prounce the same. and then some words we prounce differnt are spelled the same. idk how the fuck to know where any of this shit goes "':;>.,<!`~}]{[ or what it means....and for reasons all my own my fingers slip on the keys and paper and my attn span is short so i forget what i want to say or i just can do it any longer. so i try to abreaveate. my kid thinks its fun like a puzzle to read my letters. sorry if i sound like a weapie bich or if this comeas out to sound meaner than my first. thats not how it is ment at all ....so if its too unclear i gusee call me ..ill explane 989-808-3049

J0k3r

J0k3r

Cincinnati, OH
February 2011

JAN 18, 2012 06:57 PM

all i can say is smile

staplesjrmc

staplesjrmc

Saint Helen, MI
April 2011

JAN 24, 2012 10:15 AM

they clame to have a shelf life but we all know better ....there have been alot of labs and just ppl who put it on the counter for years on web can time laps and it dont go bad . recently even done with McDonald . so Twinkies can save lifes and there golden cake goodness is worth all the bad things that keep them tasty lol. however have eaten many pocket McDonald burgers and nuggets days later and even heated ur in the saddle bag nearest the exost pipe they always tast like ass and not good ass. i eat them ne way but still...

RobotLola

RobotLola

Detroit, MI
June 2006

JAN 27, 2012 06:17 PM

cupcakes?
ding dongs?
ho-ho's?
mini muffins?

zingers..?

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