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FEBRUARY 18, 2005 @ 07:27 PM | 7 COMMENTS


Extreme. Celebrity. Detox.

Three words that should never be put together, and in the undesirable eventuality in which they are, should not be the name of a television programme. I started watching it because it was after Desperate Housewives (which is trashy but rather fun, and it is very easy for me to get drawn into TV things even though it happens very rarely, and I don't really like it.) and left because my giggling at it was disturbing people who actually wanted to watch.

Somebody came into the shop today who was surprised that I did not iron my teatowels (don't concern yourselves with how we got onto the topic.) Another one whose voice sounded disturbingly like that of Salad Fingers, I had a hard job not coming out with "Hello young child, where do you keep the sesame seeds .... oh, I see. In that case, before I go I will caress this refrigerator." and giggling. There were also numerous sensible people who came in to buy foodstuffs and generally partake of the tense atmosphere that results from a manager's broken arm, a lurking ex-husband and indiscriminate snarking. It really wasn't that bad, I was just sad that I was too tired, by the end, to go the the decor-making session at Maelstrom that I had promised to attend.
MAY 23, 2004 @ 02:43 AM | 6 COMMENTS


I only Joined SG yesterday, and have been gawping ever since at lovely ladies. But, feeling like a perv, I felt the need to introduce myself to anybody who might ever read this.

I am a pre-op MTF, slowly gaining confidence with my body and delighting in my newfound identity.

I would like to do some modelling of the SG ilk some day, but as yet don't really feel I have anything to show off. I still require a good idea for a shoot and a suitable photographer.

My friend Thene and I did a dressup session the other day, out of which came some lovely pictures, some of which I may make publically avaible sometime soon. I am quite an exhibitionist, and this will someday blossom.

I have a livejournal on which many things in my life are re-enacted here. there are no friends-only entries on there, so feel free to browse or get in touch if you feel so inclined.

xxx
Jess
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