Well. Since my last update a lot has happened. I left for a while and then came back a few days ago.


























Became a father for the first time yesterday to a beautiful baby girl. The best thing I have done with my life so far. Some people may say childbirth is a beautiful experience.

Personally, it was the most harrowing thing I have ever been through. I felt totally useless and unable to appreciate the magnitude of the pain my girlfriend was experieincing. I now realise that there is very little I can do which will come close to what she went through.



Very, very humbled....

Hmmm, your girlfriend of a year gets offered a free boob-job days before your first anniversary. You do not like the idea personally, as you are attracted to her body the way it is, and do not really agree with the plastic surgery thing. She tells you she has wanted it for years and arguements ensue.

What do you do?

Discuss.

Ah, relationships. Love them or hate them? Discuss........



I really don't know what I am doing in a realationship. I always feel like whatever goes wrong is down to me. Maybe I should choose somebody less high maintenance.





At least the sex is good!!

I tried to stay away, but they offered me boobies at a very low price for a year.

Ah well, back unto the fray once more....

Hmmm, Rancid gig on Wednesday with bad back meant not a lot of crowd action.

Maybe next time......

Who's better then?

Well in my honest opinion, it has to be Peal Jam. I am a fan of both bands, but Pearl Jam just make more music I want to listen to at times other than when I am suicidal......

Sorry, but I can't stop listening to the following.

Snow Patrol and Martha Wainwright : Set fire to the third bar
Rodrigo y Gabriela : Orion / Tamacun
The Cooper Temple Clause : Homo Sapiens













And I am enjoying the fact that I have actually got a sex life at the moment. Hopefully that will continue for a while yet.







Adios Amoebas

Hmmm, cinema tomorrow night. What shall We go see......?

I got a call last night from a withheld number.

I can't remember everything that was said, as it seemed a bit strange.

Basically a Cockney girl called Nicola who had lied about her age and was only 14, but 15 on Tuesday, met me in the Works (?) recently. I informed her she was mistaken.

She carried on to tell me that she wanted to meet me and that if I did she would give me head.....

Again I informed her she had the wrong number.

She then asked me if I liked bondage.....


I hung up...




Now, if she had said she was 16 and was 17 on Tuesday, I may have contiunued the conversation......



I am still alive as you may or may not have noticed.


Just been busy with the new lady friend of late.


6th week now and things are still goiing strong. I think I am in love........


What is the best way to propose to somebody? *











* NB, some of the above statements may have been falsified for comedy purposes

I went and found me one of them REAL ladies, with touchable booblies and stuff a few weeks ago.



That is why I have been even quieter than usual.




That is all.




Adios Amoebas.