"a funny, warm, kind man with a heart of fabergé egg.
all the boys and girls want him. he's not as average-looking as he thinks, but mostly it's his hot-ray vision that makes people swoon. he'd be a heartbreaker if his heart wasn't always breaking first. treat him gently and you've got a loyal friend to the end. usually i carry him in foam packaging just to be on the safe side."

"what cant be said about sopadopa. charming, smart, hot, beautiful. Best liver this side of the Mississippi."