i like kids (cats not so much, but that's another story). but every once in a while you run across a kid that is so blatantly awful you can't help but question the entire sex act as being a bad idea....

on the flight from dubai to delhi today there was a kid (like 4 or 5) in first class with his mom and grandmom, which would not stop screaming "everybody dance now" for like THREE HOURS. you could hear this shit right through noise cancelling headphones playing Black Flag at full volume....Henry Rollins outscreamed by this little monster....

then after we land the parents decide it would be a good idea to let the kid run up and down the aisles while we are taxiing to the gate. of course, inevitably the plane lurches right and the kid face-plants into the wall and gets knocked out cold. then he wakes up and starts screaming "i hate you" at everyone.......

ah, who am i kidding? it was fucking hilarious.....