I didnt realize how difficult it was to look menacing while trying not to laugh.
Some redneck decided that i was following his big red truck way too close in my little blue car. so he jumped a curb and decided to try to follow me to work. I didnt think he was going to give me an award for saving small animals with my magical powers even though he told me i was #1 with his hand, so i pulled over way before i got to work and let him chase up on me-he almost hit me, but i wasnt really awake nor did i want to go to work so i didint bother flinching.
He swore at me, called me a faggot and a fairey, and then worst of all said i drove like S#@t. I commented on his driving and the fact that his parents were probably related before the wedding then told him to scurry on his little redneck way. he did. One of those benefits for me of being tall-i can pull the intimidation card.
As he drove away he decided to show me his IQ was only 2 with both hands-taking both hands off his steering wheel to do so-and since he was on the gas his truck swerved and hit the curb again. I gave him my best "Buh-bye baby" wave and effiminately got in my car just to screw up his world view and drove to work laughing.
moral of the story...
they really shouldnt give me a place to talk about whatever i want...;D
lata all
Some redneck decided that i was following his big red truck way too close in my little blue car. so he jumped a curb and decided to try to follow me to work. I didnt think he was going to give me an award for saving small animals with my magical powers even though he told me i was #1 with his hand, so i pulled over way before i got to work and let him chase up on me-he almost hit me, but i wasnt really awake nor did i want to go to work so i didint bother flinching.
He swore at me, called me a faggot and a fairey, and then worst of all said i drove like S#@t. I commented on his driving and the fact that his parents were probably related before the wedding then told him to scurry on his little redneck way. he did. One of those benefits for me of being tall-i can pull the intimidation card.
As he drove away he decided to show me his IQ was only 2 with both hands-taking both hands off his steering wheel to do so-and since he was on the gas his truck swerved and hit the curb again. I gave him my best "Buh-bye baby" wave and effiminately got in my car just to screw up his world view and drove to work laughing.
moral of the story...
they really shouldnt give me a place to talk about whatever i want...;D
lata all