So, after a couple of disasterous dating experiences this past month (further enforcing my idea that I'm probably doing just fine being single... seriously... wtf was all THAT???) a friend challenged me to compile a list of all the things I'm looking for in a woman and make a collage. Now, despite scoffing at first, because a lot of things are not really tangible enough to be found in picture form- I went ahead and did it anyway, because why the hell not.

Here's what I came up with-



...and that's why I'm single :-P