Ok, so... I left LA when I was 19, now I'm turning 32. My friends are all either married, gone, or are the same people they were in high school, which isn't cool.
I go to school to meet people, but so far only meet 18 and 19 year olds, which is cool, but I want to meet people who are drinking age.
It doesn't help being in the South Bay.
Edit: Some of this just got redacted.
I go to school to meet people, but so far only meet 18 and 19 year olds, which is cool, but I want to meet people who are drinking age.
It doesn't help being in the South Bay.
Edit: Some of this just got redacted.
The story in my last blog was a fabrication, but only because in that office I hear sounds like someone clearing their throat and I have to tell myself not to turn around lest I melt like the Nazis at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark.
Naturally, I started thinking of a "worst case scenario" and came up with that story.
In other news, my first father's day (on the receiving end) was pretty successful.
Naturally, I started thinking of a "worst case scenario" and came up with that story.
In other news, my first father's day (on the receiving end) was pretty successful.
Why doesn't Maury ever have guests with Tourette's who blurt out compliments?
I guess it doesn't have that mass lowbrow appeal.
I guess it doesn't have that mass lowbrow appeal.
