So I have this friend named Lena who is like, totally SG material. She used to work at a coffee house and I would go visit her. She would give me free drinks sometimes but one of her coworkers told on her and she got fired.

Now she works at a tattoo parlor. So far she's done a few piercings, but she's getting ready to do her first tattoo. I asked - Nay! I begged to be her first tattoo and she said that would be really cool. I told her I didn't even care what it was (although it will be something simple since it will be her first). She said she wanted to give me a playboy bunny on my ass, but I think that would require shaving... which will be *her* job. I joked and said maybe a little Bluemchen on my ass, but I don't think I'll allow that.