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JANUARY 22, 2006 @ 11:56 AM


Part II of SirLoins' Slappy Cock adventures. (Maybe this could be a running mini-drama series).

So... I haven't been entirely honest with the SG community. Whereas it is a true that I'm a Knight and one badass muthafucka, my dumbass is always smiling and so the german girls gave me the nickname Bluemchen or "little flower."

Like my parents always told me. It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)



Last night my friend Steffi sees me and tells me she has my shirt.

"I don't remember leaving a shirt anywhere," I thought to m'self.

"I don't remember leaving a shirt anywhere," I said to Steffi.

She tells me it's the shirt she promised me she'd make. I hardly remembered and thought it was just one of those drunk talk things. Obviously I was mistaken. tongue

To top it off, she made me put it on (funny how girls can *make* guys do things like that). On the plus side, I pulled off my preexisting T-shirt in the bar in front of my female friends to a bunch of oohs and aaahs. They're so nice. love Lena (the blue-haired girl from yesterday's entry) said she doesn't like guys who are thinner than her. Silliness!

Still, I was tired having not slept much the night before (see yesterday's entry) and was starting to feel a little sick, like the Avian Bird Flu and SARS decided to get together and infect me. (Are SARS jokes still cool?) Do you have any idea how hard it is to miserate when you're wearing a shirt that says "I'm a little flower." and everyone who sees it laughs at you? :-P



I'm getting old. I'm still younger than Shekinah wink but I don't know what "emo" means. It reminds me of something a wise man once said about growing old.

"I used to be with it, but then they changed with "it" was. Now I don't know what I'm with and what's "it" seems strange and scary to me.

"It'll happen to you."

Edit: The girl in my pics (the one I actually like) has been back from the States for a while now and has a new boyfriend. I'm heartbroken and would shed a tear... if I still had tears to shed. blackeyed

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Temper

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

JAN 22, 2006 12:48 PM

You do know the expression 'Blümchensex', oder...?

Ta2dMom

Ta2dMom

Congo
October 2005

JAN 22, 2006 01:01 PM

It's okay 'youngun' I forgive you lol.

figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

JAN 22, 2006 01:04 PM

Swing...
the sore bum is from the heels.

figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

JAN 22, 2006 01:16 PM

It gave me a really good interp of my given name too...

figmentation

figmentation

I'm lost
December 2003

JAN 22, 2006 02:17 PM

heehee... I just read about your little flower story!... cute cute!

Fraiya

Fraiya

SUICIDEGIRL

Pennsylvania, USA

JAN 22, 2006 10:51 PM

Awwwwwwww I see you drinking Absinthe...I envy you. That's all I want for my birthday.

Kira

Kira

SUICIDEGIRL

Michigan, USA

JAN 22, 2006 11:48 PM

awsome journals...mr. little flower... kiss kiss kiss

shekinah

shekinah

I'm lost
November 2005

JAN 23, 2006 06:43 AM

Aren't you precious, little flower!

Nice little jab there at me regarding the age. You watch out because I will find something witty to say right back at you...like sometime later today (I'm feeling a little slow this morning).

Your girl's new boyfriend, is he younger than you, stud?? tongue tongue

*sticks out her tongue and shakes her ass at him*

kittyvalentine

kittyvalentine

United Kingdom
November 2005

JAN 23, 2006 09:21 AM

I wish someone would invent a cure for the cold. I'm forever catching it.

kittyvalentine

kittyvalentine

United Kingdom
November 2005

JAN 23, 2006 09:24 AM

Yeah, the person who gave it to me in the first place!

I told him about a week and a half ago that he smelled like he was going to get a bad cold, but he thought I was crazy, a week later and he has an awful cold, which I now have.

kittyvalentine

kittyvalentine

United Kingdom
November 2005

JAN 23, 2006 09:27 AM

Hmm. I don't know, I can smell when a person is going to get sick with flu or cold, they both have very distinct smells. Flu is kind of sour smelling and cold is... full smelling, it's a strange scent.

kittyvalentine

kittyvalentine

United Kingdom
November 2005

JAN 23, 2006 09:32 AM

I can smell when it's going to be freezing cold outside the next day or a few days later. That's about it. I think it comes from growing up in a cold place.

testykitten

testykitten

Andorra
February 2005

JAN 23, 2006 09:42 AM

age is a state of mind you silly little flower!

testykitten

testykitten

Andorra
February 2005

JAN 23, 2006 09:47 AM

i know! and yep- thats true for most of us!

Temper

Temper

SUICIDEGIRL

Germany

JAN 23, 2006 01:36 PM

Ok, so. Blümchensex is an expression for the most boring, tame, missionary-position love-making imaginable. You know, like deflowering the virgin, like 'please, please, be gentle, don't hurt me' type sex. Like slow-motion, falling-asleep-during, tender, gentle, horrible, awful, hours long, extremeley emotional....you get the picture.
Sorry! biggrin But its true. And makes sense, what else would little-flower-sex be?


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