So after this looong day I decided to go to sleep for the rest of the day at about 6:30pm. Early, I know, but it was working until my cell (or handy as they call it here) starts ringing at 11:00pm.
All excited because I think someone is thinking of me, I jump out of bed and run to answer it. I don't recognize the number (and I've been kinda ditching this big girl I recently laid the pipe into and now she won't leave me alone) so I tried to act more groggy than I actually was.
Fuck this! Let's just get to the fucking point. It was a fucking wrong number. Now it's 11:37 and I'm wide fucking awake. I don't know what to do.
Well, the obvious answer comes to mind, but seriously, I've been jacking off too much lately. I swear I'm like a baby chimp.
It's amazing how much I haven't changed since I was 21. I still think of vaginas all the time.
All excited because I think someone is thinking of me, I jump out of bed and run to answer it. I don't recognize the number (and I've been kinda ditching this big girl I recently laid the pipe into and now she won't leave me alone) so I tried to act more groggy than I actually was.
Fuck this! Let's just get to the fucking point. It was a fucking wrong number. Now it's 11:37 and I'm wide fucking awake. I don't know what to do.
Well, the obvious answer comes to mind, but seriously, I've been jacking off too much lately. I swear I'm like a baby chimp.
It's amazing how much I haven't changed since I was 21. I still think of vaginas all the time.
DEC 08, 2005 02:36 AM
Ha! Yes! "SCHWANZ"-yelling good, I want you to! But guess what? He was talking about becoming a member on SG, how's that? I mean, I hope he doesn't but should he you can do whatever you want with him... since I'll be ignoring... 
