bands:

1. radiohead, the beatles, led zeppelin
2. beck

films:

1. godfather 1 and 2
2. paris, texas
3. bladerunner (theatrical version)
4. crumb
5. lolita (kubrick's)
6. the unbearable lightness of being
7. bottle rocket
8. groundhog day
9. blue velvet
10. the shining

books:

1. the iliad (trans. robert fitzgerald)
2. lolita
3. anna karenina
4. speak, memory
5. ulysses
6. in search of lost time
7. the ogre
8. independent people
9. the unbearable lightness of being
10. the geography of the imagination

tv shows:

1. dexter
2. rome
3. the sopranos
4. chappelle's show
5. seinfeld
6. the soup
7. entourage
8. the simpsons
9. south park
10. best week ever

Artists:

1. caravaggio
2. piero della francesca
3. vermeer
4. picasso
5. klee, matisse
6. giovanni bellini, titian
7. balthus, velazquez, francis bacon
8. fra angelico, edward hopper
9. manet, van gogh, seurat
10. bonnard, vuillard, cornell, crumb

 

into: books, art, music, dogs, movies, road trips, drums

not into: chanting, telemarketing, people who talk on their cellphone like they're the OxyClean guy, pointlessness, oblivion

makes me happy: family, friends, my dog, good books, when my team wins, eating italian food in italy, good conversation, Moleskine notebooks, Honeycomb

makes me sad: clowns, infomercial audiences

hobbies: collecting pop-culture junk, absorbing things, remembering stuff, reading

vices: procrastination

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: reading, sleeping, monkey-running/scrimshaw-smuggling, processing proteins and carbohydrates

 

gender: male

occupation: monkey runner/scrimshaw smuggler

current crush: a certain petite brunette

stats: short and skinny

body mods: i wear my hands on a chain around my neck.

heroes: writers, artists

gets me hot: lava, a woman's back (a woman's front, as well)

favorite position: all in

sign: "These go to eleven."

most humbling moment: probably something involving vomit

i lost my virginity: in a hotel room

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET: Omnivore

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories.