sleep when your dead, then!

Haha. Fuck that. I want my sleep. :p

have you been tested for vampirism?

haha no, how is one tested?

bite somebody nice....if they turn into a vampire....then yes, you're a vampire.....

I'm not sure if the hot weather would affect you though.....I've never seen air con. for a coffin before.....

haha, theres no one nice enough to bite..

oh shit....that's a bugger!

is there a church near by?.....although that's no guarantee.....they're all sinners!!....you might have to wait 'till after the service

Now do i look like the type of lady who would go to church?

noooooo......you would disappear in a cloud of dust if you were a vampire!

just wait outside for your prey!

you could try one of those new fandangled churches with the rock band and the hallelujas.......that would be more interesting.....same deal though.....keep well away from consecrated ground!

I don't think I'd want to bite anyone who went to church

you get extra marks from the elzebub for taking out one of his opposition!

all that sassy goodness in one place.......you just know that that a few of them wear leather and laytex under their Sunday service clothes!

Oh I know, I used to go to church

.....and what did you wear under your Sunday best?

Cant remember i was too busy looking at people trying to figure out if they masturbated that morning lmao.

.....oooooh! you are definitely going to hell for that one......the ones with little smirks in their faces most certainly did......the ones that fidgit a lot will when they get home....and the ones that know all the words to the songs and smile a lot....well, they are the ones that are masturbating in church!