into: BDSM, classical music, punk rock/goth, horror fiction, hiking, dementia. I write dirty limericks and I'm a good cook. Other pastimes of a less than savory nature. Alternately pursuing enlightenment and/or total brain atrophy...whichever comes first.
not into: Loganberries. Who the fuck eats loganberries?
makes me happy: Random acts of mime abuse.
Cthulhu.
makes me sad: boiled puppies
hobbies: I am basically a bookish, moody, pervert with a secret love of chocolate chip cookies. I once stole a casaba mellon because, well, who the fuck steals casaba mellons? I play five instruments--three of them well and I lied about the casaba mellon,
5 things i can't live without: oxygen, water, food, shelter, Nintendo Wii
vices: Um... alchohol, bondage, blackberry, awesomeness
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: Hatching nefarious plots
occupation: Allows me to live the way I choose
current crush: I wake up with her each morning.
stats: short, athletic, green eyes, brown hair, dimples, insane
body mods: 9 tattoos, double pieced ear
heroes: Caligula
gets me hot: bondage, biting, flogging, whipping, kissing, punk girls, goth girls, soft skin, confidence
favorite position: Do I have to pick one?
fantasy: Let's just say it involves a lot of rope and a cathedral
sign: Cancer
most humbling moment: I once blew a snot bubble out my nose that was so big I could even see it.... Real smooth.
i lost my virginity: twice
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along
MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: exclusive relationship
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Tattooed, Punk, Bookworm, Fetish
