got my midnight showing tickets to LOTR.. in the words of turbo... Hobbit motherfuckers!! my geek box service shall be done on thur.. no more trying to update this at the library..

so my huge bash is tonight..anyone that is going to be in salem is invited..e-mail me.. i just got a e-mail about the sgpdx gift exchange... if that is tonight..i cannot go..and that sucks.. because i had gifts to give..i guess i will keep them.. merry x mas me!!
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i decided i am going to start a free site called punkguts.com it is going to be the first beer belly porn site. naked punk guys/beer bellys/and collectable records... i know this is a brillaint idea. if anyone else steals my idea they will...

so ... my profile pic is the only time i have been caught wearing my dress pants. It will change in a couple days... i know my ass is hot but even i get tired of looking at it. My phone lines are down so i will update this at more random times... the booze luck/ punk prom party isd still on.. i am going for the position of queen..fuck a tux i am wearing a party dress..................................................................
I am going to go against the grain. fuck a journal. i wanna pretend this is an advice column......................

so yesterday i quoted kenny rogers wrong on here. gooooodd loooooorrrdddd what have i become! the gambler..i done did him wrong. i just found out TEAR IT UP is playing on the 3rd of this month.. and GUYANA PUNCHLINE/KYLESA/and ARTIMUS PYLE
on FEB 3rd. insane insane insane..anyone in portland on feb 3rd should catch guyana punchline... pure genius.. members of anti schisim and in/humanity..
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So anyways.. saturday night is my theme party it is a prom theme/booze pot luck..hopefully ut will turn out ok. I am going all out.. i am doing a back drop for pictures.. proms always have angel or star themes.. so we are doing a huge penis with wings and stars for the back drop.. everyone who comes gets has to take a poloroid in front of it. besides that and the booze i have no other ideas.. anyone have any ideas?

yesterdays entry= lame. so today = better.

you got to know when to hold em. know when to fold em. know when to walk away know when to run.you gotta count your blessings when your sittin at the table heeee mmmmaaaa nnnaaaaa hhiiiii when the gamblins done.

waking up face first in the center of your room with some unknown girl laying in your bed is kind of creepy. like a one of those horror movies.. the guy wakes up naked in a zoo with a dead rabbit.. what ever. I was just going to write about how it is rad to get letters written in lipstick..without having to put out.
How it is rad waking up just to ask the question what the fuck? days like these makes the world go around..... wait that is just the room spinning.

tonight i am going to a party. wish me luck.

i am condemned to 7 days of dial-up. nerd dilemma.
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brain fart. up too early.Bed too late.2 dollar beers. all night. pabst.smoking.too much. excess.incomplete sentences.incomplete thoughts.today no work. tomorrow work. boo. today good day.
either i am in primate mode or i do the billboards for all the chinese food joints around town. YOU.BE.JUDGE.

brain fart.

don't stop git it git it let me see that doo do brown!! heyyyyyyyy we want some ... i woke up with that damn booty song stuck in my head. now i have to hear it.. i have to..i need to download it and use it for post shower underware dance song...do a little of the mock speed booty shake like the sistas do in those juevenile videos. Hey i practice....i am going to take it to the clubs one day. dirty punk rocker booty dancing.. either i would get lots of action or i would get beat up by some roughnecks... anyone want to come along for the adventure??...anyone know of some clubs i could drop the booty bomb on??
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TONIGHT COME DOWN TO SATYRICON. IT IS THE RADDEST BADDEST ROCK EM SOCK EM BRAWL.
Portland organic wrestling. I'll be there . Buy me drinks! if my friend jared (bruce d'anus) is wrestling make sure to heckle him. I am driving from salem for this shit. It better be good.