I hate when people come into my salon and say "are you any good at short hair?" Give me a fucking break, lady. How the hell do you answer that? Boastfully? Yes I'm the fucking greatest! Or Sarcastically? Duh. Or how I really wanted to answer? No, I really fucking suck at cutting short hair. That's why I have a successful salon, a full clientele, and no room to cut your skank ass hair. 
Geez, people! You wouldn't believe how many times people say stupid shit like this. They'll call on the phone and say I want to make an appointment with someone who cuts thin fine hair. mmmkay...ALL haircutters cut thin fine hair, moron. Ahhh, the ranting has begun and it's the first workday of the week. 
Geez, people! You wouldn't believe how many times people say stupid shit like this. They'll call on the phone and say I want to make an appointment with someone who cuts thin fine hair. mmmkay...ALL haircutters cut thin fine hair, moron. Ahhh, the ranting has begun and it's the first workday of the week. 
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NOV 11, 2004 08:32 AM
Sweety, you'll be a lot happier when you learn to deal with the fact that most people are dumber than dirt.
Just breathe...calm down...let it go... 
So, how you been? Miss me much? I miss getting to stay in touch, maybe someday we'll get together and hang out.
-Josh 
magilla
Congo
May 2003
NOV 11, 2004 12:50 PM
Try, "Yes, Yes I do. I use a special technique involving pincers and red-hot coals. It's the same technique I use for Brazillians. When would you like to stop by?"
evilwillow
HOPEFUL
El Salvador
NOV 12, 2004 09:38 AM
I kinda need a haircut. how are you with billionth-dyed, thick, I swear I won't bleach it anymore hair?
evilwillow
HOPEFUL
El Salvador
NOV 12, 2004 03:44 PM
no. come here now. I don't even remember what you look like. *sniff* it's been so long. I miss you. 
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