"If you look past the beer, dope, pills, and NuMetal...the Demon is actually a cool guy...

...sometimes. "

"shinysemen longs to be me... one of these days he may get close, but until then, try, try, try my friend...

he's got some nayce photo-chop chops, so be weary of pissing the demon off... otherwise, you too will become a character in his profile pic.

the demon also prefers watching re-runs of Blossom to sports, so he's probably not your go-to guy for that extra ticket to that Giants game..."