What a cute couple!

Hmm, can things be any worse for me now? I just settled into a new well paying job and found a new apartment that I like when my boss fires me. I misread the fucking schedule and left a shift 30 minutes early. Fuck!

My land lady dropped a bomb last month. She is raising my rent by fifty dollars, bringing my rent to $400, cable not included, starting July second. So, I'm on a quest to fined a new place of residence. That's not all bad, cuz I'd love to have an apartment of my own! I can walk around naked all the time, I can watch my porn loud without worrying about disturbing anybody else!

Well, it rained very very hard the other day, and my convertible top leaked in water. The driver's seat soaked up all that water like a sponge! Very unpleasant when you sit down on a foam seat soaked with water. Now I sit on a damp towel while driving and roll down my window to counter the musty wet smell which will infect the interior of my car for the next few days. I like rain, but now when it is in my car!

Cheers!

I just got a second job. Sitting in a boiler room at a computer terminal taking orders for a catalog company!! Boring job, easy money!!

Finally, Summer break!

What a weekend, what a fucking weekend!

To much homework!

Joke of the day!

Q. What do a Rubik's Cube and a penis have in common?
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A. The longer you play with it, the harder it gets!

I'm almost finished with Spring break, but it hasn't been much of a break because I've had a lot of reading. Those memories of Key West, wet T-shirt contests, nude beaches, and strippers last year have made this year's Spring break pretty painful.

As you can see I'm no journal whore, but my entries are most likely to increase when the semester ends and I'm on Summer break.
Regardless, I'll still be on the boards.

Greetings

Because today is just the beginning of a lazy school holiday weekend; I'll write my first journal entry.
I joined SG because I'm sick of all those raunchy hardcore porn web sites on the Internet as well as a serious lack of goth-punk models. What the hell is wrong with all those damn pornographers in LA? All they spit out are the same old blond tanned balloon-breasted pornstars, not that that's a problem but it gets old eventually. Now that I'm a member of SG I see nothing but good things as far as my jackoff life is concerned! Ha!
I'm looking forward to getting to know you all; so [if anybody digs up my little old profile] let the heckling and welcoming alike begin!