Viva Mexico! This is going to be a crazy ass few weeks. I'm heading down to Mexico City in a couple days to sign autographs at some convention, and the guys from EGM Mexico are taking me out for cock fights. I hope my bad Spanish conveyed that I want to watch evil chickens attack each other, not get up to gay antics.

Then I'm back here for three days to take my girl skydiving and finish up an article about her and her team of hot girl gamers. Then Sony is flying me down to New Orleans to cover an event. I haven't told them this yet, but all three magazines I pitched the article to can't fit the feature in. So Sony might be flying me down just to see how much of a dent my drinking can put in their credit card. No big deal. If the journalism thing falls through, I'll just be sure to be extra delightful when we're partying.

I land back here in SF for Halloween, for which I have no costume, then I have a meeting with a guy about starting my new career as an, I swear to God, Michael Jackson impersonator. It's a long story. Some event coordinator dude saw my silly ass doing karaoke at a wedding recently, and actually, I guess that's kind of the end of the story.

Two days later I fly down to LA to play Burgess Meredith to luckybestwash's Rocky, and shout derogatory inspiration at him until he's a deadly Jiu Jitsu beast for his tournament in Vegas. Then we go to Vegas and I watch him tear the arms off people.

I have a Portland trip planned four days after I land back here, but I have a feeling I'm going to need a week or so to sleep. Also, Seanbaby.com is up and moving again.