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OCTOBER 19, 2004 @ 10:36 AM

Viva Mexico! This is going to be a crazy ass few weeks. I'm heading down to Mexico City in a couple days to sign autographs at some convention, and the guys from EGM Mexico are taking me out for cock fights. I hope my bad Spanish conveyed that I want to watch evil chickens attack each other, not get up to gay antics.

Then I'm back here for three days to take my girl skydiving and finish up an article about her and her team of hot girl gamers. Then Sony is flying me down to New Orleans to cover an event. I haven't told them this yet, but all three magazines I pitched the article to can't fit the feature in. So Sony might be flying me down just to see how much of a dent my drinking can put in their credit card. No big deal. If the journalism thing falls through, I'll just be sure to be extra delightful when we're partying.

I land back here in SF for Halloween, for which I have no costume, then I have a meeting with a guy about starting my new career as an, I swear to God, Michael Jackson impersonator. It's a long story. Some event coordinator dude saw my silly ass doing karaoke at a wedding recently, and actually, I guess that's kind of the end of the story.

Two days later I fly down to LA to play Burgess Meredith to luckybestwash's Rocky, and shout derogatory inspiration at him until he's a deadly Jiu Jitsu beast for his tournament in Vegas. Then we go to Vegas and I watch him tear the arms off people.

I have a Portland trip planned four days after I land back here, but I have a feeling I'm going to need a week or so to sleep. Also, Seanbaby.com is up and moving again.

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luckybestwash

Valley Village, CA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 19, 2004 10:47 AM

Dude, I've already loaded "Hearts on Fire," and "Burning Hearts" onto my iPod. Do you even realize how much flammable cardio-tissue that is?

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

OCT 19, 2004 11:35 AM

I have got to get back to CA soon- the world needs more of our hilariously drunken partying. Do you realize how long it's been since I've drank out of a fucking nasty road cone?

That's right, bitch- twenty whole minutes.

It_Thing_Hard_On

Humptulips, WA

November 2003

OCT 19, 2004 01:14 PM

MisterSatan put me onto your site. Told me it was the funniest thing ever. After looking it over and tripping the content filters at my place of work I'd generally have to agree.

Industry parties are the greatest, aren't they? The first time I ever got drunk was at an E3 party. Made the whole trip worthwhile. Except for the fact that I was too hungover the next day to keep an appointment with the Playboy people.

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA

September 2003

OCT 19, 2004 02:47 PM

Zombies alive, glad the site is back up.

retroactivwe

San Francisco, CA

July 2003

OCT 19, 2004 05:43 PM

Seanbay: mainstay of the jet-set.
Fucking aye, michael jackson impersonator? [insert molestation joke here]
While in Mexico city make sure you take the VW bug taxis, not the special tourist ones. That way you'll get to experience life in a barrio as they march you to an ATM every day at gunpoint to take out your daily cash limit until your account is empty. Then they'll likely let you go.
Ah, memories.

infinitelykaty

Morgantown, WV

March 2004

OCT 20, 2004 02:44 PM

I already told you that your first fireworks article was one of the top three reasons I wanted your sex hot and sweaty style. Now you've filled up two of the top three reasons with instructions for blowing things up.
Of course, reason number one is just a drawing of your MMMHMM. Even so, I can't imagine this list will stay under the government's radar for long, as it's far more dangerous than a former Iraqi dictator, and nearly as erotic!

Sita

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

OCT 21, 2004 03:33 PM

Good goddess, you get around!

I'm gonna have to remember to bug you about the skydiving... I've been wanting to do it for years. I still think I might die of fright, tho.

edit/// I just glanced thru the new .com article. WTF is up with that raw meat for bread sandlich? YUM! Hello???

[Edited on Oct 21, 2004 8:08PM]

Edit somemore to say: I licked you again??!! I musta been drunk cause I don't merember. Oops! I'm drunk again right now!!!

But there totally needs to be more pictures of me in your fucking photo album.

[Edited on Oct 21, 2004 8:13PM]

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY

July 2003

OCT 22, 2004 09:10 AM

Does EGM Mexico employ bikini clad hot chicks and puppets instead of boring American editors?

luckybestwash

Valley Village, CA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 22, 2004 09:38 AM

The editors of EGM Mexico are a guy in a bumblebee suit and a clown with a big floppy hat and air horn.

Ems

United Kingdom

July 2004

OCT 27, 2004 01:05 AM

I hate to be a fangirl, but whatever happened to Fat Chicks In Party Hats? Man, I loved that site. Miguel was my comedy idol for years.

Anyway, have fun in Mexico.

Ryan

SUICIDEGIRL

Greenland

OCT 31, 2004 03:23 PM

dude i got tired just reading all that....

you life is much more rad than mine.

school. work. study. beer here and there... repeat.

let me know when you head up!!! RCOK!

Neko

SUICIDEGIRL

Afghanistan

NOV 05, 2004 12:04 AM

i want to know what you have to say about this whole ridiculous re-election ordeal. i mean, i think i have an idea, but the you in my head is never really as hillarious as the you in real life, or the you giving me head, for that matter. so yeah..
at least we can look at it this way: there won't be a lack of material for you to work with.

oh, the anguish.

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

NOV 07, 2004 09:42 AM

Oh man....tears...streaming down face...boyfriend...threatened by laughter.....

the iron chef thing on your site is amazing.

"And think about it: what happens when 13th century France encounters James Brown dance moves? The same thing as when 14th century France encounters it: old timey France is fucked."

You sir, are a genus. If you weren't already practically married, i would beg to be taken on as some kind of sexy comedy intern.

[Edited on Nov 07, 2004 12:42PM]

Flux

SUICIDEGIRL

Georgia, USA

NOV 15, 2004 09:31 PM

DUDE I FUCKING MISS YOU

thesixx

USA

December 2002

NOV 19, 2004 01:19 AM

A michael jackson impersonator? You have got to be shitting me. lol

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