When I was in Vegas, I saw a lounge duo where one guy would spontaneously start singing like easily impersonated celebrities no one has heard of in 30 years. Sometimes his partner would give us an excited warning:
"Uh oh. Oh no, ladies and gentlemen! It's... my god, it's WALTER BRENNAN!!!"
My favorite part was how no one thought it was funny but me. They even did the Terminator as, get this, Elvis! "I'm in love! I'm all ... PUMPED UP!" That was an advanced impression that involved sunglasses and a rubber flattop wig.
"Uh oh. Oh no, ladies and gentlemen! It's... my god, it's WALTER BRENNAN!!!"
My favorite part was how no one thought it was funny but me. They even did the Terminator as, get this, Elvis! "I'm in love! I'm all ... PUMPED UP!" That was an advanced impression that involved sunglasses and a rubber flattop wig.
JUL 30, 2004 06:31 AM
JUL 30, 2004 07:52 AM
Hmmm...
CROTCH!
That is my new secret word of the day!! 
JUL 31, 2004 12:32 AM
JUL 31, 2004 05:27 PM
Hahaha!! I just read your fantasy.
Please elaborate. What in the hell would you do with a killer bee launching cock that measured over 200 feet? Fuck the universe?
Thanks in advance for indulging my curiousity, as always. 
[Edited on Jul 31, 2004 5:27PM]
AUG 02, 2004 04:27 PM
AUG 03, 2004 09:42 AM
you are the most genuine man ever. and i'm so happy to have you in my life! see you next week!! 
AUG 06, 2004 02:13 AM
AUG 06, 2004 11:16 AM
AUG 06, 2004 02:39 PM
Call me about Saturday!
AUG 06, 2004 09:41 PM
jasonxstar
Santa Rosa, CA
April 2003
AUG 07, 2004 12:04 AM
so what ever happend to that dance you promised me..sniff sniff 
now im just not the same anymore.
