The Portland gift exchange changed the way a lot of us thought about erotic storytelling and the giant lesbian asses that surround it. MisterSatan's narration of Big Butts Monthly told the ham-scented tale of a passionate same-sex relationship between two beast monsters that both aroused our loins and could, between panties banditing, knock a jetliner out of the sky with a giant unstoppable pork hand.
Earlier this evening I had the third gift-exchange party I've been to this week. There was no hardcore pro-wrestling like there was at the SG PDX get-together, but I did find a fake moustache and used it to complete what can only be described as a transcendantly brilliant disguise. After the house party (where I received a Captain America homoerotic action figure, Army of Darkness, XBOX accessories, and a toy car inspired by the homoerotic hero Captain America) we went to the bar where I introduced myself to the bartender as The Empire Strikes Back's Billy Dee Williams. My impression was impressive despite my cracker-ass-crackerness. She didn't seem to understand anything was out of the ordinary and someone nearby told me they knew my moustache was fake. It was only recently that I recovered enough from the panic of being discovered to type about it.
Earlier this evening I had the third gift-exchange party I've been to this week. There was no hardcore pro-wrestling like there was at the SG PDX get-together, but I did find a fake moustache and used it to complete what can only be described as a transcendantly brilliant disguise. After the house party (where I received a Captain America homoerotic action figure, Army of Darkness, XBOX accessories, and a toy car inspired by the homoerotic hero Captain America) we went to the bar where I introduced myself to the bartender as The Empire Strikes Back's Billy Dee Williams. My impression was impressive despite my cracker-ass-crackerness. She didn't seem to understand anything was out of the ordinary and someone nearby told me they knew my moustache was fake. It was only recently that I recovered enough from the panic of being discovered to type about it.
DEC 22, 2002 03:39 AM
I enjoyed *swoon*ing at you from afar, Seanbaby.
Impregnate me, pronto! 
DEC 22, 2002 04:02 AM
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DEC 22, 2002 05:25 AM
dude, remind me rik or randy to tell you the story of the pinheads at karaoke. crazy shit. had a blast hanging out with you again, dear. we'll have to drag you up north one of these days. i'm wet and sticky.
DEC 22, 2002 07:26 AM
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DEC 23, 2002 01:01 AM
Kinnie
Seattle, WA
September 2002
DEC 23, 2002 02:22 AM
hahaha... 
I can't wait until MisterSatan records something... anything! That was so funny.
And do you KNOW how much your userpic rocks?! Oh, I'm sure you do.
And please... don't judge my waltzing "skills" on how I "danced" at the party 
DEC 23, 2002 10:54 PM
DEC 25, 2002 03:35 AM
Happy Holidays 
DEC 25, 2002 07:25 AM
Merry Christmas you goofy fuck!
DEC 26, 2002 05:50 PM
DEC 28, 2002 02:10 AM
You got your picture taken with Mr. T.
You are my god.
DEC 29, 2002 02:11 AM
DEC 29, 2002 03:12 PM
I'm liking the profile pic you are super cute
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