HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... okay, you NEED to find me a copy of that video- I will pay you in the bones of the businessmen I devour in my attic.

Man, I love retarded people. Seriously. I went to school with thousands and thousands of mentally handicapped people, and each one was truly special in his or her own way. Like the one who would scream aloud anything you whispered in his ear. "boy, the principal sure is a dick..." "THE PRINCIPAL'S A DICK!" Or the kid that couldn't see at all, had autism, and could play the piano better than any five people you could name. I know, sounds like a Lifetime movie. "My Blind Son and the Key to Autism." Hm. Not enough kidnapping, though.

I never thought about these unfortunate fellows being taught to have sex, though. Ding-dong, indeed.

i want that video too. and i forgot to tell you that you should either tell dia to send me love letters-or you should forward me some of yours so i can feel special cause i know someone that she loves. uh yeah-when we gonna have that chugging contest-or maybe a bomberman war? you could bring over that video and i could someday be shogun. what do you say???

WANG!! WEINER!! PEE PEE!!

anyways, in case you haven't been keeping up with the boards and other fun facts, guess who's moving to portland

You are the coolest man alive.

They thought of Wang and Weiner, but none of them said Pee Pee. The video was made in the seventies, so there were a couple of terms that have since fallen out of popular usage. Like "Joint" and "Meat." And yes, every time I watch the video, "Meat" is the one that makes me spit out whatever's in my mouth.

you wouldn't believe it, but that horoscope totally came true today! ...actually, i only left my apartment to check my mail.
i must see this video. i need to learn how to bone retards.

the word 'trainables' makes me laugh.

dud ei need to see that video to get a good laugh

i have to say man, i just saw more pdx pics and you're really perfected that snarly grrr face. good job

i hate to inform you of this-but it's time to update. i know you're a busy man and all-but seriously, we want to know what's going on in the life of sean. i could so have dr. suess's balls. so um-when are we gonna get together and plan this kickass party that you're gonna throw for my 21st birthday???

ya know, i noticed that genesis started the latest portland hook up thread. i don't know if you heard this, but that one chick (okay, chick isn't the right word) from the other night, post-embers, said she's friends with genesis. hopefully she won't be there, wouldn't want you to have to deal with the aftermath...

Ha ha ha, I was actually thinking about that. I guess this time she'll know not to fuck with me, but me and her being in the same room will still probably lead to some awkwardness.