I've now been writing for about 24 hours straight, give or take the few hours where I went to see Tony Hawk at the Rose Garden. He totally jumped the grand canyon on a dirtbike I think.
In the last day, I've reviewed the Turkish remake of the Wizard of Oz, three video games about either Barbie or Mary Kate and Ashley, a book about working out using your cat as a piece of workout equipment, and a feature about people suing McDonalds because their kids are fat. I've written so many jokes in the last day that you could slip on a banana peel in front of me and I probably wouldn't even laugh.
Also, who's going to see Mr. Show Thursday night?
In the last day, I've reviewed the Turkish remake of the Wizard of Oz, three video games about either Barbie or Mary Kate and Ashley, a book about working out using your cat as a piece of workout equipment, and a feature about people suing McDonalds because their kids are fat. I've written so many jokes in the last day that you could slip on a banana peel in front of me and I probably wouldn't even laugh.
Also, who's going to see Mr. Show Thursday night?
OCT 10, 2002 02:49 AM
you saw tony hawk?!? damn i'm jealous.
what if i was a kid who got fat eating at mcdonalds, and i tripped over the cat who was exhausted after being used as a piece of workout equiptment while running to go play my mary kate and ashley video games? then would you laugh at me?
if that fails, you can laugh at how pathetic i am, and how i have to pull an all-nighter to read the new and old testaments, the koran, and a fuckload of other religious writings. i'd laugh at me too. but then i'd kick my ass 
