Seanbaby's September 20, 2002 blog

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SEPTEMBER 20, 2002 @ 12:27 PM

An editor for one of the magazines I'm writing for just sent me a video game from Japan that simulates playing Rock Paper Scissors with cute dancing girls. If you win, they take off their clothes. The cool thing is that they don't modify their dancing once they're naked. They just bounce happily. The girls aren't really that attractive, but for the last two days it's superseded all my other hobbies. So what I'm saying is that I'm hopelessly addicted to playing Rock Paper Scissors against adorable stripping teen asians. Bye!

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phaedraeos

Ithaca, NY

OLD SKOOL

SEP 20, 2002 01:01 PM

Jesus cleaned people's feet because the lazy-asses back then never wore shoes and didn't bother to rinse their own nasty feet.

ps ~ i got addicted to jizzmoppa for about 2 weeks. if there were bouncing breasts involved, i'd still be playing it.

BatAttaK

Tacoma, WA

OLD SKOOL

SEP 21, 2002 01:19 PM

Jizzmoppa???? Isn't that a peepshow janitor?

hatefulerin

Bellingham, WA

OLD SKOOL

SEP 22, 2002 06:43 PM

that's the most ridiculous and wonderful premise for a video game i've ever heard.

AvantTard

Lakewood, WA

OLD SKOOL

SEP 22, 2002 08:14 PM

I want this game so bad.

baal

Phoenix, AZ

September 2002

SEP 23, 2002 01:34 AM

i once became addicted to flash strip poker ala japanese porno stars-and my life of suckitude is none the better for it

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA

OLD SKOOL

SEP 23, 2002 06:01 PM

O.k. You are the reason I have been a member of this site for the duration of its extiense. Thank you. I used to consider myself the king of wit on this here pondorosa...But now that you are here, I realize...I was just saving the space for you. Like a preist awaiting the return of his god to the earth, I now step down from the pedastool and let you take your rightful place. Welcome o' Lord.

Mactwit

oninochuck

Yorktown, VA

OLD SKOOL

SEP 23, 2002 08:51 PM

ph33r the jan ken jan ken PON!

sd

Canada

OLD SKOOL

SEP 25, 2002 02:06 AM

Ah, the great Seanbaby. I hope Missy & Spooky paid you for that link on your site, because that's how I originally signed up here (waay back when that link first showed up). I think I spent two days reading all that stupid comic, hostess, nes, super friends stuff the first time I went to the site, so freaking hilarious. Absolutely stupendous site man, rock on.

Jayden

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

SEP 25, 2002 05:31 PM

Japanese video games 0wn!

My friend has one on his PC where the objective of one of the levels is to molest as many young asian schoolgirls on the subway as possible within an alotted period of time. How cool is that?

oipthestampede

I'm lost

July 2002

SEP 26, 2002 02:38 AM

OMG....you got to touch the T....you are my new hero.

burnbomb0

Canada

March 2003

SEP 28, 2002 12:15 PM

would that mag happen to be EGM? your articles that i've read so far owned

Dia

SUICIDEGIRL

Monaco

SEP 29, 2002 01:39 AM

Thanks for walking me to my car, if I'd known WonderWoman was your fantasy, I'd have revealed to you and you alone that I am indeed the one and only WonderWoman (fuck that Linda Carter bitch, she's a poser).
Moments.
You are tall!

Caligula1

San Diego, CA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 01, 2002 04:50 AM

Oh cool Seanbaby likes SG...mad propz for SG.

Wise_Gorilla_Man

I'm lost

July 2002

OCT 01, 2002 11:38 PM

If I build a shrine to you, will you come and bless it?

Midnight bomber what bombs at midnight.

seanbaby

San Francisco, CA

OLD SKOOL

OCT 02, 2002 02:54 AM

Yes, burnbomb, it was my editor at EGM that sent me the video game. It's for an article coming up next month about the ten naughtiest games of all time. Chances are by the time they're done taking all the bad words out and rewording all my jokes so they're not funny, it's going to be eight words long. Of course, since right now every second word is DICK, it's still going to be full of dick.

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