Member: Seanbaby

Seanbaby likes binge drinking and basketball.

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MAY 7, 2003 @ 02:46 PM


I'm heading down to LA this weekend to cover E3 for GMR magazine. (2001, 2000)They're sending me into the basement to report on the latest hot video games from Canada and Korea. To give you an idea of what that's going to be like, last year Canada was showing off an exciting educational game about waiting in line. And you can tell I didn't make that up because I would have added a helicopter that can turn into a speedboat. Also, although their games are in English, no one in Korea speaks or knows someone who speaks that language.

Wednesday I'm making my televised animal wrestling debut on G4 network when they bring me on for a guest appearance to kick the shit out of their panda suit mascot. And following the example I learned from my sixth rereading of Mr. T's autobiography, I've decided to get mean for the fight by eating nothing but onions. My smell might be making my eyes water, but now those same eyes are totally of the tiger.

If I live through the panda attack, I'll see most of you at prom next week.

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desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

MAY 07, 2003 02:58 PM

make sure to play some Final Fantasy XI and pretend its not gay for me.

Skeletor wills it so.

desidia

desidia

Reunion
September 2002

MAY 07, 2003 03:01 PM

and watch out for panda bites. Pandas are really super evolved racoons which means they also carry super evolved rabies. just a word to the wise.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAY 07, 2003 03:26 PM

You better live through the panda attacks, bitch- I need someone to be my "wingman", and make sure I drink enough to appear witty and charming.

Josh

Josh

Portland, OR
December 2002

MAY 07, 2003 04:48 PM

Three cheers for Kentia Hall! tongue

Screw_That

Screw_That

Seattle, WA
March 2003

MAY 08, 2003 02:47 AM

somewhere my ex just wet himself...

in other news.. haha Canada..

taswell

taswell

San Francisco, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 08, 2003 06:23 AM

I dare you to provide more comprehensive coverage of Kentia Hall.

That is *my* beat, motherfucker.

Nala

Nala

SUICIDEGIRL

Egypt

MAY 09, 2003 10:14 AM

hey there Seanbaby, sorry I didn't get to hang and watch some dancing last night, thanks for calling, I was doing some dancing of my own.....*sigh*
what a good night

Joubee

Joubee

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAY 10, 2003 11:46 AM

Wow.........perhpas Mr. T learned the onion tactic from the greek men at Bar 71 then repell the ladies by pouring half a bottle of cologne on their faces? WOW.

Dave_H

Dave_H

Bermuda
January 2003

MAY 10, 2003 02:11 PM

I'm suing you cus I read your recent article in the Wave while eating and I laughed so hard I almost choked on my sandwhich. You should expect a letter from my lawyer.

Kinnie

Kinnie

Seattle, WA
September 2002

MAY 10, 2003 09:12 PM

HAHAHA... have fun with that. Man... an exciting video game about waiting in line. That's got to be popular with the kiddies.
My bro-in-law works for Nintendo so he gets to try all the new games and accessories... it's rad. Too bad I'm not that much of a videogame fan :-/
Good luck with the panda fight, I'll be rooting for you! You go get 'em... knock him out with the scent of Onion.

pdiddy

pdiddy

Santa Monica, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 11, 2003 08:36 PM

i'll be there all week, our offices are just up the street from the convention center. i owe you a beer.

pdiddy

pdiddy

Santa Monica, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 12, 2003 12:28 PM

cool, give me a call. Our number is on our website too. Looking forward to meeting you. Geek Week 2003 should be a good one.

desirotten

desirotten

Escondido, CA
November 2002

MAY 15, 2003 09:46 PM

any news on the panda attack footage? i hurriedly changed the channel to that awful, awful G4 and was not rewarded with hot seanbaby-on-panda action. if you know when they're airing it on that crapfest of a network, lemme in on the mystery.
good luck at prom

samhain

samhain

Mesa, AZ
May 2003

MAY 16, 2003 01:03 PM

HEY what do you think about artifacts horizons???? if you get to check it out, let me know what you think, i can tell the president =P...
[Edited on May 16, 2003]

[Edited on May 16, 2003]

macbastard

MacBastard

North Hollywood, CA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 18, 2003 08:27 PM

Dude. It was an honor to meet you last night. Now I can cross another name off of my "Hero's Scott has to meet " list. One I meet Alf and whoever invented the cartoon "Turbo teen" It will be complete. Thank you for making a dying childs world a little brighter.

Maccaptiancomedy

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