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i want to go to see W. with people. what can i say? i think Dreyfuss has the "Cheney Dark Lord of the Sith Angry Face" down pat, from what i've seen.
with appearances of characters such as Saddam Hussein, Jacques Chirac, Tony Blair, Vladamir Putin, Exotic Dancer, Tommy Franks, "Corndog" and "Skeeter", and Robb Corddry as Ari Fleischer, why NOT?
hah hah hah. oh, Corndog and Skeeter, you mischievous ne'er-do-wells with your mad japes. surely, you doth be the life of prominent ribald social gatherings! how i could forget thine antics, i should never know.
the evening of the 20th, i shall be the fuck out of Alaska.
so unless you're willing to stay up late late, i shall be available for appearances in the Seattle/Tacoma area on the 21st and beyond.
so unless you're willing to stay up late late, i shall be available for appearances in the Seattle/Tacoma area on the 21st and beyond.
aaaaaand apparently, it's gone already. i am superhuman.
and as for the cowbell, Lars of Metallica has convinced me with the album St. Anger that there is, indeed, such a thing as too much cowbell.
i suppose only Christopher Walken can get away with it. which isn't surprising.
and as for the cowbell, Lars of Metallica has convinced me with the album St. Anger that there is, indeed, such a thing as too much cowbell.
i suppose only Christopher Walken can get away with it. which isn't surprising.
SCYLIS' GUIDE TO UTTER HILARITY
Step 1: buy a few dildos
Step 2: put them in your shower
Step 3: watch people's reaction to seeing dildos in your shower as they tour the apartment looking to move in after you move out.
i am easily amused some ti... AAWWW, LOOK AT THE KITTY!!!
Step 1: buy a few dildos
Step 2: put them in your shower
Step 3: watch people's reaction to seeing dildos in your shower as they tour the apartment looking to move in after you move out.
i am easily amused some ti... AAWWW, LOOK AT THE KITTY!!!
today is Wednesday!
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today WAS Wednesday!
HOORAY!!!
RUM!!!!
HOORAY!!
IT'S NOT GONE YET!!!!
HOORAY!!
DRINK!!!!!!
here's a kitty video:
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today WAS Wednesday!
HOORAY!!!
RUM!!!!
HOORAY!!
IT'S NOT GONE YET!!!!
HOORAY!!
DRINK!!!!!!
here's a kitty video:
everything should be done and taken care of by the middle of next week. this is good.
this means i should be in Washington by the middle of the month.
win.
and here's a video of a kitty:
this means i should be in Washington by the middle of the month.
win.
and here's a video of a kitty:
i'd just like to say thank you to everybody who wished me a happy birthday/dethday.
since i forgot to post this earlier, here we go...
since i forgot to post this earlier, here we go...
