For those of you who live under rocks, yet somehow, for whatever reason, read this and not the frontpage (and i acknowledge that you either don't exist or are very, very drunk):
Warren Grandmother's Bones Raping Ellis is writing a column for SG now!
that's the best thing i've heard since a roommate violently shat himself after reading a Transmet comic for the first time. though, to be fair to him, he was in the bathroom already. and it was the day after mexican night. and we were poisoning him.
but it's the thought that counts.
Warren Grandmother's Bones Raping Ellis is writing a column for SG now!
that's the best thing i've heard since a roommate violently shat himself after reading a Transmet comic for the first time. though, to be fair to him, he was in the bathroom already. and it was the day after mexican night. and we were poisoning him.
but it's the thought that counts.
oh my fucking GODS! the Alliance can't play a good battlegrounds raid to save their lives! i mean, it's not just the fact that there's horde twinked out to all fucking hell (2500+ health at lvl 19?!!? whose cock do you have to suck to manage THAT?!?), it's that most all of the people i'm stuck with are disorganized, sloppy, unprofessional, unskilled, dimwitted, maladroit miscrients that can't seem to follow the most basic of attack plans! how fucking hard is it to grasp the idea of all but the two or three ones running D run into the Horde base AS A GROUP and kill everything standing between you, the flag, and your home base AS A GROUP!
oh, and speaking of defense, it might be nice if some decent lvl 19s were the ones doing it, for fuck's sake, not the two lvl 13 mages you were unfortunate enough to get stuck with! maybe! just maybe!
i think trained MONKEYS could do WSG better than the group i ran with this morning! they were all 18s and 19s but still managed to do worse than the half-lowbie group i was stuck with about an hour ago!
ok, granted, i'm nowhere near an expert at this thing. hell, i just started, really. but how the fuck am i supposed to get any better at it when i'm always getting left high and dry with 5+ horde gangbanging me because the people that were right beside me decided to pull a starburst maneuver and split the fuck up and not even attempt to get the flag! apparently it's much better to die one by one than make an attempt at survival in a group.
it's not like they're only going for kills, most of the time, either. we all die a lot while not doing much. the horde pwns us HARD in almost every catagory. christ, the last session, i got so frustrated i spent the last half of it as a ghost, not participating. and i still found myself at or around the top in most all of the catagories! behind all the horde, of course.
i can't believe i still want to run more WSG sessions. gods.
oh, and speaking of defense, it might be nice if some decent lvl 19s were the ones doing it, for fuck's sake, not the two lvl 13 mages you were unfortunate enough to get stuck with! maybe! just maybe!
i think trained MONKEYS could do WSG better than the group i ran with this morning! they were all 18s and 19s but still managed to do worse than the half-lowbie group i was stuck with about an hour ago!
ok, granted, i'm nowhere near an expert at this thing. hell, i just started, really. but how the fuck am i supposed to get any better at it when i'm always getting left high and dry with 5+ horde gangbanging me because the people that were right beside me decided to pull a starburst maneuver and split the fuck up and not even attempt to get the flag! apparently it's much better to die one by one than make an attempt at survival in a group.
it's not like they're only going for kills, most of the time, either. we all die a lot while not doing much. the horde pwns us HARD in almost every catagory. christ, the last session, i got so frustrated i spent the last half of it as a ghost, not participating. and i still found myself at or around the top in most all of the catagories! behind all the horde, of course.
i can't believe i still want to run more WSG sessions. gods.
it blurs everything.
i can't help it. it's peaceful.
and, by gods, if it's good enough for Milliardo and Frank Castle, it's good enough for me.
i'm sorry, but... this week's been mostly shit.
i can't help it. it's peaceful.
and, by gods, if it's good enough for Milliardo and Frank Castle, it's good enough for me.
i'm sorry, but... this week's been mostly shit.
if there is a hell, i'm going to burn in it. right next to people who answer their cell phones during movies.
rogue r 4 teh win.
i managed to get Ander, my human rogue (vis. WoW), to Darkshore (vis. longears' of the night port). the hard way (vis. much death).
went south from Westfall (of the dreary landscapes). to Booty Bay (see Goblin Pirates). there was lots of death.
boat was found, boat was got.
?? blood elf paladin was found on boat, ?? blood elf paladin was got on boat.
death on boat was found, death on boat was got.
with an axe.
halfway thru the ride. just before the crossing.
fucking blood elf whore.
named sefiroth (loser with no imagination).
so back in booty bay, i caught another boat. and hung around in sight of a 52 human warlock.
good times.
from Ratchet seemed to have to creep thru most of Horde-controlled Kalimdor (really not that much. maybe 25% of length) to Theramore Isle.
was killed by a gator. met Steve Irwin (had a coffee).
rez'd to find myself in front of Theramore (happy).
leaped with joy onto boat (freedom).
/dancing was found, /dancing was got.
druid who turned into owlkin was found, druid who turned into owlkin was got.
/dancing owlkin was found, /dancing owlkin was got.
oh yeah, he's only lvl 15.
was rather pleased with the low amount of death visited upon him durring the second half. only one gank=win on PvP.
but other than that, i am boring.
i managed to get Ander, my human rogue (vis. WoW), to Darkshore (vis. longears' of the night port). the hard way (vis. much death).
went south from Westfall (of the dreary landscapes). to Booty Bay (see Goblin Pirates). there was lots of death.
boat was found, boat was got.
?? blood elf paladin was found on boat, ?? blood elf paladin was got on boat.
death on boat was found, death on boat was got.
with an axe.
halfway thru the ride. just before the crossing.
fucking blood elf whore.
named sefiroth (loser with no imagination).
so back in booty bay, i caught another boat. and hung around in sight of a 52 human warlock.
good times.
from Ratchet seemed to have to creep thru most of Horde-controlled Kalimdor (really not that much. maybe 25% of length) to Theramore Isle.
was killed by a gator. met Steve Irwin (had a coffee).
rez'd to find myself in front of Theramore (happy).
leaped with joy onto boat (freedom).
/dancing was found, /dancing was got.
druid who turned into owlkin was found, druid who turned into owlkin was got.
/dancing owlkin was found, /dancing owlkin was got.
oh yeah, he's only lvl 15.
was rather pleased with the low amount of death visited upon him durring the second half. only one gank=win on PvP.
but other than that, i am boring.
holy shit! another journal i've been neglecting!
not that anybody will really read this or give a rat's ass about what i say like any of the other ones, but...
anyway. there. i have made an entry. joy.
not that anybody will really read this or give a rat's ass about what i say like any of the other ones, but...
anyway. there. i have made an entry. joy.
