Member: scylis

scylis is how you make hot bip.

I’m private
 
AUGUST 20, 2008 @ 01:48 AM

when finished shaving one's nether regions, one tends to be a little surprised and panic-y when a good amount of blood shows up on the towel you just used to dry yourself off with. (we're talking a couple of several inch-long, centimeter-wide swaths, here)

when you can find no apparent wound, one tends to be very confused, and no less panic-y.

when one realizes it's just the finger you sliced open a couple of day ago opening back up and not a horrendous invisible gash in your importantly fun bits, one is relieved considerably.

shocked blackeyed
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Godiva

Godiva

SUICIDEGIRL

Wisconsin, USA

AUG 20, 2008 02:02 AM

HAHA i have kind of a joke 4 you... So this brunette walks into the doctors office, he asks "what seems to be the problem?" the brunette replys " well my entire body hurts. everywhere i touch... it hurts?" hmm he touches her arm, leg, etc... she doesnt react, she has a confused look on her face and tell the doctor that she doesnt understand. to prove that everytime she touches her body it hurts she pokes her arm, leg etcc.. "ouch, its really painful" then the doctor asks, "r u a natural brunette?", and she replies "no actually i was born blonde, why?" because i think i know whats bothering you he replies... she waits for her diagnosis... and the doctor says " your finger is broken"

haha ok not my best material but w/e
xoxo

stem

stem

Seattle, WA
January 2007

AUG 20, 2008 04:46 AM

It's funny, cause you're blonde.
Preparing your fun bits for something?
Also, We're excited about seeing you when you get here.
And you know, being bff's, living together.

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