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DECEMBER 5, 2010 @ 07:55 AM


would someone please explain to me why i woke up with two pork chops in my bed. i know i was drunk last night but i wasn't THAT drunk, was i?

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LovelyGamer

LovelyGamer

USA
February 2010

DEC 05, 2010 08:00 AM

lol I am reading the funniest blogs today on SG but yours is the best!!! were they cooked, uncooked? lol I can only imagine the progression of your night to end up with that in your bed.

scphantm

scphantm

Mckees Rocks, PA
September 2010

DEC 05, 2010 08:06 AM

thats whats even stranger, THEY WERE COOKED!!!

Phacet

Phacet

HOPEFUL

Los Angeles, CA

DEC 05, 2010 08:36 AM

Sweet!

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

DEC 05, 2010 09:09 AM

cooked meat in bed? I'm completely dumbfounded......

how far from the kitchen to the bedroom? were you alone? there's a whole lot of questions!

LovelyGamer

LovelyGamer

USA
February 2010

DEC 05, 2010 09:33 AM

lol I'm with baby- this is going to take awhile to figure out.

saillesong

saillesong

Eastlake, OH
September 2008

DEC 05, 2010 09:51 AM

that is fricking hilarious!! lmao

scphantm

scphantm

Mckees Rocks, PA
September 2010

DEC 05, 2010 10:14 AM

ok, its partially solved. my buddy was apparently here last night talking to me when i got home. he asked if i wanted a pork chop and i apparently said yes. so he went back to his place cooked em, and brought em back. he said i was sitting on the bed when he walked in and handed em to me. apparently i didn't feel like eating em by then.

LovelyGamer

LovelyGamer

USA
February 2010

DEC 05, 2010 11:08 AM

lol I need a friend who will go home, cook me pork chops and bring them back when I'm drunk. Of course, that's assuming they arrive BEFORE I pass out- like you did.

katgiraffe

katgiraffe

Mexico
November 2010

DEC 05, 2010 11:20 AM

So, does that mean you had a good breakfast?! Hehehe...

Jamberee_

Jamberee_

HOPEFUL

Christiansted, VI

DEC 05, 2010 01:59 PM

oh man, are you one of those sleep walker eaters? My roommate does that and she always eats my left overs and blames it on sleep! bwahhaha.. but for real.

scphantm

scphantm

Mckees Rocks, PA
September 2010

DEC 05, 2010 02:19 PM

nope. i was just really drunk and i guess i planned on eating it in bed. i guess. probably will never know for sure.

bete_noir

bete_noir

Western Sahara
April 2007

DEC 05, 2010 03:28 PM

I totally need a friend who will cook for me and bring it bedside...... I want bacon though.

kas

kas

Sacramento, CA
July 2004

DEC 06, 2010 03:43 AM

hahahahah!

Serial

Serial

SUICIDEGIRL

USA

DEC 06, 2010 08:54 PM

hahahahaa.... i wish you had took a picture

zaan123

zaan123

I'm lost
May 2008

DEC 06, 2010 11:10 PM

thank u!!

sometimes i get so drunk that i dont know why i wake up at the strangest places in my house.

at least you were in your bed haha

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