into: ♥ This one time at Friday's, we decided it would be fun to play in the Shoprite shopping carts. my friend Al got in and I tried pushing him uphill with all my strength and went over a curb. He tipped over and fell out and I laughed so hard that I peed my pants. only they were not pants, but a skirt and thigh highs. Then we all got a good laugh and that was a fun time. I like having silly things to talk about later. so, INTO=good times with awesome friends. 'nuff said. ♥

makes me happy: ♥ My daughter rules. every day I love her more. We are all each other have. and that is all we need. ♥

makes me sad: ♥ Why do you want me to be sad? you sick sadistic bastard. ♥

5 things i can't live without: ♥ If I just get to have MacGyver, then I only need three. ♥

vices: ♥ I will put your head in my vice and tighten it until your eyes implode. ♥

thoughts on sg: It's ok

occupation: ♥ Proud Mommy, scientist, hobbit, Tomato Queen of 1994. I am probably exponentially and increasingly cooler than you. ♥

current crush: ♥ My Jeremy Pants. sexy, hell yes. ♥

stats: ♥ I like my women like I like my coffee...ground up & in the freezer. ♥

body mods: ♥ piercings, tattoos, pizza pan scar, shaving cuts, and that christmas day when my heart grew three times the size. ♥

gets me hot: ♥ this pizza pan burned my leg and I have a huge scar. and I also had an iron that went on fire. do you believe those bastards at walmart told me that after 30 days and it goes on sale, I can't get a new one? and of course, you. no wait, you don't. ♥

favorite position: ♥ I require to do all things in life three trials to have a minimum amount of data points for a somewhat conclusive graph. ♥

fantasy: ♥ It might be nice to have some time to work on my quilt. ♥

sign: ♥ Pants are for chumps. ♥

most humbling moment: ♥ Dear Humbling Moments, please feel free to visit, but kind of stop wearing out your welcome. Love, Schoolgirl P.S. I will kill you humbling moments. ♥

i lost my virginity: ♥ and so did your mom. I think I did it with her once. what a tramp. ♥

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I'm saving myself for Jesus!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn., Clubbing followed by the all-night diner., Support local music. Go to a show., Reading at the coffeeshop., A long, slow, late dinner with friends., Stay in and watch old movies on tv., Internet. All night. Again., When I go out, ANYTHING can happen.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Electronica snob, Crafty, Arty, Goth, Punk, Metalhead, Bookworm, Geek, Fetish