into: Fetish Photography, Nookie, My close friends, Driving, Certain Music, SG, Roller Derby, Sailing, UFC, MMA, F1 Racing, Good Books, Fine art, Tortes, Exceptional movies, That curve just above a woman's hip, The FIREBIRD that squished Jenna Malone in Donnie Darko. Black hair, red hair, Tiny nipples.
not into: Assmunches who scream and yell at the back of your head during a sporting event. Disease, hunger, arrogance, senseless violence, bad movies, boring books, Dickheads who drive in the fast lane at the exact same speed as the dickhead in the slow lane who is going faster than the speed limit by 1 mph; both having a line of 15 or more cars behind them... I want to execute those bastards!!! (See "arrogant, senseless violence" above)
makes me happy: Pussy, Body Mods, Ink, Exceedingly Exotic Automobiles, Boobs, Roller Derby Bouts. Whiskey, Well-executed photography. Brie Cheese. Avocados. That stuff they put in gel mouse pads to rest your wrist on. Fairuza Balk. The aroma of clean skin. Anticipation.
makes me sad: Sad Shit!
hobbies: Nookie, Sculpture, Photography
5 things i can't live without: Nookie, Roller Derby, Sailboat, Photoshop, Camera,
vices: Pussy, SG, Whiskey, Roller Derby, Perversions you wish you knew about...
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: See "Vices"
occupation: Photographer
current crush: Nookie... I'm not shallow, you know how it is, once you've kissed one... you want to kiss them all!
stats: Short, wide, old, perverted, etc...
body mods: Tatts, piercings
heroes: Salvador Dali, Michael Parkes, Michelangelo Buonarroti, Gianlorenzo Bernini, Richard David Feinman, Jenson Button, Carroll Shelby, Enzo Ferrari, Ferruccio Elio Arturo Lamborghini.
gets me hot: Formula 1 Cars, SG, Roller Derby Chicks
favorite position: Short Stop
fantasy: Holy Smoke!! You don't want to know!! :O
most humbling moment: HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Like I'd tell you fucks!
i lost my virginity: Nope... I gave mine away.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: Occasionally
MY STATUS: not telling
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
