TOP FIVE REASONS I CAN BE THE BEST BOYFRIEND EVER...
5. In the event that I'm found to be uninterested in snuggling, my chihuahua will always be there for you.
4. I've done a lot of animal rescue work, which means I'm sensitive.
3. I will not look down on you for playing videogames. In fact, I'll buy them for you and be impressed as you consistently do better than I do.
2. I am ever willing to fight for your honor.
1. I suffer from the reverse of whiskey dick. Yes, it's true, my erections are fueled by booze. You will always get some when we come home from the bars.
TOP FIVE REASONS I CAN BE THE SHITTIEST BOYFRIEND EVER...(for fairness, of course.)
5. Occasionally I enter boughts of melancholy that make Van Gogh look like Winnie the Pooh.
4. It is often easier for me to feel more compassion towards animals than towards people. This will probably not refer to you, but hey, anything's possible in an expanding universe.
3. I can disappear into a new video game or a new season of (Insert Cult TV Hit Show Here) on DVD for days at a time.
2. I am frequently looking for excuses to fight "for your honor", especially at bars.
1. When the booze booster rockets for my manhood are firing at full I am likely to forget your name.
So, ladies, you've been promised and you've been warned. Judge for yourself.
5. In the event that I'm found to be uninterested in snuggling, my chihuahua will always be there for you.
4. I've done a lot of animal rescue work, which means I'm sensitive.
3. I will not look down on you for playing videogames. In fact, I'll buy them for you and be impressed as you consistently do better than I do.
2. I am ever willing to fight for your honor.
1. I suffer from the reverse of whiskey dick. Yes, it's true, my erections are fueled by booze. You will always get some when we come home from the bars.
TOP FIVE REASONS I CAN BE THE SHITTIEST BOYFRIEND EVER...(for fairness, of course.)
5. Occasionally I enter boughts of melancholy that make Van Gogh look like Winnie the Pooh.
4. It is often easier for me to feel more compassion towards animals than towards people. This will probably not refer to you, but hey, anything's possible in an expanding universe.
3. I can disappear into a new video game or a new season of (Insert Cult TV Hit Show Here) on DVD for days at a time.
2. I am frequently looking for excuses to fight "for your honor", especially at bars.
1. When the booze booster rockets for my manhood are firing at full I am likely to forget your name.
So, ladies, you've been promised and you've been warned. Judge for yourself.
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