occupation: art creep
why i did sg: it sticks to the roof of your ass.
current crush: Teresa of Avila
stats: taller than a poodle; lighter than the Rosetta Stone; hung like Jimminy Cricket.
body mods: more, please.
gets me hot: high-energy plasma contained in a magnetic field and naughty school girls.
favorite position: the drunken monkey cha-cha-cha
fantasy: to piss on my critics from a great height.
sign: leo
i lost my virginity: atop the Sphinx to my camel, Akbar.
