s5's February 10, 2004 blog

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FEBRUARY 10, 2004 @ 01:25 AM

olivia says that i never write about her on the internet, and because of this, the world is convinced that our relationship is purely an invention of her imagination, and that others are merely humoring her. i never write about her on the internet, she always writes about me. she appreciates me using words, and i upload photos of the cat. clearly i am in the wrong here. so, just in case there's any doubt, olivia, our relationship is, in fact, more real than the blood flow in my brain, even though i never post to O APPRECIATION THREAD, even though "your boyfriend is a loser" beats "s5 loves olivia" on googlefight, even though i refuse to replace the wallpaper on my phone with photos of us getting married by elvis. in fact it's so real, that it's too real to belong on the internet, with the likes of tubcat and that peter pan guy. it doesn't belong here, for all these strangers who would never quite understand. but you are different than i am, and i'm glad for that.

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Olivia

STAFF

Oakland, CA

FEB 10, 2004 01:37 AM

I NEVER ASKED FOR A PIC OF US GETTING MARRIED BY ELVIS ON YOUR PHONE

NOW NOT ONLY DO YOU NOT TALK ABOUT ME, WHEN YOU DO, YOU LIE!!!!

SEE YOU IN DIVORCE COURT!!!

rawr_ima_monster

Los Angeles, CA

July 2002

FEB 10, 2004 01:49 AM

Holy poo, it was so sweet that my teeth fell out of my skull.
-I know it's for real, I saw the cuteness in person at least twice. damn you both and your supercute love.
Dave

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI

January 2003

FEB 10, 2004 01:54 AM

Awwww...

bean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

FEB 10, 2004 04:53 AM

Yeah, what Dave said.

Apparently that Peter Pan guy is real too...he was at Miss Kitty's last week, where Trilo, Reprobate, and others met him.

[Edited on Feb 10, 2004 4:54AM]

MeeMee

Canada

November 2003

FEB 10, 2004 06:26 AM

hello s5!!!

Sorry to bother you....
But my contact email isn't working???

When people just write to me normally...it works fine...
but if you hit "contact"...where my profile is.... it doesn't seem to work???

hmmm....
do you know what that could be???

miss_magenta

I'm lost

July 2002

FEB 10, 2004 08:55 AM

i have seen you two together, and you have what i want. seeing the smiles that you give each other and the way you are with each other... i can see how much you guys care for one another.

it's probably the cutest thing in the whole world!

we should so satay house soon. i miss you guys!

davel

San Francisco, CA

OLD SKOOL

FEB 10, 2004 02:19 PM

the way olivia comes on to me all the time
i assumed you had a marriage on convenience
to get her a green card.
oh wait, that was just a dream i had.
nevermind.

p.s. are elvis weddings legally binding?

xep

San Francisco, CA

June 2003

FEB 10, 2004 06:43 PM

are you saying tubcat isn't real?

i... i don't know what to say.

this changes everything. everything.

herbivore

Portland, OR

February 2003

FEB 10, 2004 07:22 PM

i can say i've seen s5 and olivia together on two occassions and while they didn't seem to remember each others names and kept looking at their watches, they did seem to be standing near each other, near enough that from the right angle you might believe me if i told you they had been married by elvis.

actually, now that i think about it, i saw them smooch at otsu, and it made me miss my wife desperately to see them do it, so yeah, i'm pretty sure they're together. almost probably entirely about sure. yep.

requiem

Pope Valley, CA

OLD SKOOL

FEB 10, 2004 08:19 PM

The internet is bad. Soy nut cream is good. Express your love for her in soy nut cream.

mylf

Framingham, MA

April 2003

FEB 10, 2004 11:49 PM

awwww...

and wow... a guy who admits when he's wrong, and his wife is right.
amazing.

joyrider

I'm lost

OLD SKOOL

FEB 11, 2004 01:11 AM

artchick

United Kingdom

August 2003

FEB 11, 2004 01:11 AM

smile... that's funny to me. I hide my husband in the folds of conversation, his name is rarely mentioned in mixed company. Most people assume I'm single.

He, however, talks about me to no end.

We just publicly relate to our relationship differently.

When we're together, though, no matter where we are, or with who, there is no question. There is something about endlessness between people that is hard to fit into the confines of words.

0TheAmazingRando

Malibu, CA

September 2003

FEB 11, 2004 03:40 AM

Jesus.. jesus tapdancing christ...

ratgirl

Black Rock City, NV

July 2002

FEB 11, 2004 05:44 PM

as long as you know what's important, who gives a rats ass.

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