From hopey

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Ryan has an unaturally large penis, the kind that is still talked about around fires. It was fortold that a child would come to break the stereotype. He has arrived. We Shall all gather around and sing his praises. Lucky is the woman who lands a piece of this man.

Let us not forget that he is one of the funniest fuckers on here. That his rhymin' and stealin' are enough to melt my panties.

The only reason I don't want Florida to slide off of the planet.