I just picked Johnny up from the airport sbout an hour ago. Ol' British boy is dead on the couch. Jeff shows up tomorrow. I love my birthday because these dudes are less than HALF the cartoonists I'll be hosting at my house this week.

Jeff is a crazy dude. He seems totally normal on the surface but women go for him like he was Brad Pitt or Jesus or something. I think it is because he is part Cherokee.

I'm only part Pole.

WHAT THE BEANS IS THIS? WHY AM I SUDDENLY NUDE AND SOMEWHAT MORE ATTRACTIVE?