bands:

1. canibus
2. everytime i die
3. nofx
4. the dillinger escape plan
5. modest mouse
6. hikaru utada
7. wu-tang
8. needle sharing
9. world's end girlfriend
10. verdi

films:

1. battle royale
2. a band apart
3. ghostbusters
4. audition
5. mullholland drive
6. alphaville
7. dr. stragelove
8. night of the living dead
9. videodrome
10. jisatsu club

books:

1. cat's cradle
2. moby dick
3. slaughterhouse-five
4. breakfast of champions
5. 100 years of solitude
6. confessions of a crap artist
7. the book of the dao
8. time must have a stop
9. the book of the sub-genius
10. the stranger

tv shows:

1. twin peaks
2. arrested development
3. home movies
4. crayon shin-chan
5. the rachel maddow show
6. superjail!
7. less than kind
8. flight of the conchords
9. one piece
10. are you being served?

Artists:

1. magritte
2. hokusai
3. renoir
4. oda eiichiro
5. amano yoshitaka
6. gehry
7. duchamp
8. kishimoto takahasi
9. bosch
10. pollock

into: your deeply-repressed self-loathing, your not-so-deeply-repressed loathing of others, the various bardos, cranks and crackpots, being high as fuck and/or usefully functional, vegetarians, pinball, go, existentialism, tekken, the war on some drugs, thiesm, athiesm, agnosticism, the vinegar tasters, empathy, sincerity, depression, skepticism, salvia divinorum, the Endless War, cigarettes, introversion, collapse, release, shonen manga

not into: commerce, culture, the status q

makes me happy: women

makes me sad: women

hobbies: women

5 things i can't live without: i'm an american, baby, our names don't mean shit.

vices: what the fuck is a "vice"?

i spend most of my free time: thinking in full sentences. paragraphs, really. my head is a constant sequence of polemics and debate, mostly ontological in nature.

occupation: Pre-pre-pre-pre-Enlightenment

current crush: in it's seventh year (helpmeiaminhell)

stats: Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Constitution: 9 (-7 curse) Charisma: 10 (+ 2 item) Luck: ** Volatile Existence taken (check DM manual pp. 143) Alignment: Chaotic Good

body mods: Nuro(tm) Portaller with hypergrade jack and daemon admin ops in sleepnet; carbon-steel spine lattice with re-coil resident back bar; MAJESTIC(r) Cygrade Max SR with extensive personal modifications; unhingable jaw.

heroes: radical edward and eugene debbs

gets me hot: the 36 strategies of the dark school of the dao

favorite position: but what if i actually bottom from the top?!?

fantasy: that they would make goddamn lucky charms that didn't have gelatin so i could have a goddamn bowl of lucky charms which i miss way more than any other of the things i might miss. oh, you mean sexual fantasy? lol monkeys are hilarious we have things like sexual fantasies.

sign: I pull the wool over my own eyes.

most humbling moment: the very moment i decided to love a person unconditionally.

i lost my virginity: holy shit it's funny to think about that and how really terrible i must have been at fucking. i'm pretty sure i was still terrified of the vag at that point.

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Vegetarian

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Arty, Hardcore, Burner, Punk, Metalhead, Fuck you, I defy categories