age: 34 (Dec 19, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2009

occupation: Pre-pre-pre-pre-Enlightenment

gets me hot: the 36 strategies of the dark school of the dao

sign: I pull the wool over my own eyes.

heroes: radical edward and eugene debbs

makes me sad: women

most humbling moment: the very moment i decided to love a person unconditionally.

fantasy: that they would make goddamn lucky charms that didn't have gelatin so i could have a goddamn bowl of lucky charms which i miss way more than any other of the things i might miss. oh, you mean sexual fantasy? lol monkeys are hilarious we have things like sexual fantasies.

stats: Strength: 4 Agility: 6 Constitution: 9 (-7 curse) Charisma: 10 (+ 2 item) Luck: ** Volatile Existence taken (check DM manual pp. 143) Alignment: Chaotic Good

body mods: Nuro(tm) Portaller with hypergrade jack and daemon admin ops in sleepnet; carbon-steel spine lattice with re-coil resident back bar; MAJESTIC(r) Cygrade Max SR with extensive personal modifications; unhingable jaw.

i lost my virginity: holy shit it's funny to think about that and how really terrible i must have been at fucking. i'm pretty sure i was still terrified of the vag at that point.

into: your deeply-repressed self-loathing, your not-so-deeply-repressed loathing of others, the various bardos, cranks and crackpots, being high as fuck and/or usefully functional, vegetarians, pinball, go, existentialism, tekken, the war on some drugs, thiesm, athiesm, agnosticism, the vinegar tasters, empathy, sincerity, depression, skepticism, salvia divinorum, the Endless War, cigarettes, introversion, collapse, release, shonen manga