I suck at blogging, so I'll keep it short and to the point: Still alive, still single, new job, sprained wrist in a hardcore-cartoon-fall, enjoying the mild winter but anxious for summer, SGs are hot, and I've been going out less (which, remarkably, means more money in the ole chequing account.)

That about sums it up.

Also,

I think I like this lady. (Warning: Major epic satire on a political level.)

http://www.philly.com/philly/news/politics/20120302_Wilmington_resolution_urges_equal_rights_for_sperm.html

Want to know how amazing Ohio SGs are in particular? This has been my news feed for... the entire day.

That set is so deadly, it appears to have stopped all other SG traffic (at least on my busy lane) cold stone dead for seventeen hours and counting.

Props. Kudos. As of this moment, I am naming the beard growing on my face "Ohio."

Must find... Must watch.... Must see anything voiced by Tom Waits.

Saw Mother Mother live Sunday night... Fuck me, they get better every year. I'm loving the new album, and I'm so addicted to this song:




And if you haven't heard their new single The Stand, you're so far behind.

I heart polar bears.

Happy birthday Tom Waits. I drank from 2:30 pm onward in your name and went to a show that was made up entirely of covers of your songs from beautiful local artists. It was truly a tribute to your particular nature, believe me.

I miss George Carlin.

"Have you noticed that single's bars all seem to think they have to have cute little names that end in 'S?' Scamps, Tramps, Chats, Rumors, Cahoots, Bingles, Buckles, Bangles, Jungles, Bongos. I'd like to have a singles bar and call it Nipples and Dicks. A little truth in advertising. The Sperm Club. Snatch 'O Rama. Frankie's Fuckery. The Crotchiteria. Café Vagina: Open All Night.

I think I've been watching too much Battlestar Galactica lately. I had a dream in which I was a government official. I made an edict banning soda pop, somehow ended up taking care of an important baby and I'm pretty sure that Tigh and Adama were my military advisors.

Don't you sometimes wish that time was just trapped between 1992 and 1995?

Top listening tunes as of late. A mix of newish and old, as per the usual:

I Hope I Become a Ghost - The Deadly Syndrome


Long Cool Woman in a Black Dress - The Hollies
Usually I ignore homemade music videos/montages, but this one's pretty good.


Crazy Little Child - Alice Cooper