Apparently, this is the summer I get to see all my friends naked. I'm making the most of it.
If you are already my friend, and I've already seen you naked, please know that I enjoyed that, too.
If you are already my friend, and I've already seen you naked, please know that I enjoyed that, too.
Ever see a bar fight between a monkey and a chihuahua? Its not that great, really, no Rumble in the Jungle, but if you had, at least you could brag about it.
Am I the only one who suspects that Vitamin Water is really just the exact same weak sugar water crap we all refused to drink in summer camp, but with a 600% markup?
So, we've got all these nifty new site features, which are great and all, but I would really kill for an emoticon that expresses "You are so monumentally stupid, you make me feel that I have somehow lost intelligence by even mocking you." or "You are the intellectual equivalent of a contrecoup head injury, or perhaps just the product of one."
It would save so much effort.
It would save so much effort.
New Orleans Quiz
Q; What do you do when you walk into a convenience store and the clerk yells "Yo, yo, yo, we don't want no crackers in here!"? and you're the only white guy in the place.
A: Nothing, he wasn't talking to you.
Q; What do you do when you walk into a convenience store and the clerk yells "Yo, yo, yo, we don't want no crackers in here!"? and you're the only white guy in the place.
A: Nothing, he wasn't talking to you.
I need a new catch phrase. I'm torn between "Everything you love for breakfast, covered in sausage and gravy!" and "Rated R for strong, brutal violence throughout."
Help a brother out.
Help a brother out.
Some days you're Mr. Hot Shit, some days you have to chop your chain saw out of a tree with an axe.
It keeps life interesting, but don't tell my Scoutmaster just the same.
It keeps life interesting, but don't tell my Scoutmaster just the same.
