So who else is into consuming their own essence?

Drinking pee, nibbling poop.

Very few, I suspect.

I feel that only the hardest of the hardcore are brave enough to explore that which is eliminated from the body, to explore it's usefulness.

My urine makes for an interesting, natural cologne.

Feces has a sweet taste, surprisingly.

These both seem to soften the skin, when properly applied.

So, when times get boring, at least I know I can piss and shit on myself.

It gives me something to look forward to, really.