i'm really really gay. none of you sexy chicks hit on me! i'm serious. real fuckin' gay... love cock.

ya... so i guess... about two weeks ago i totaled that same piece of shit out. it just so happens that i bought that bike from a kid that wrecked it, and broke his arm, and got totally turned off of motorcycles. again, shit happens. i was being a drunken asshole. i was trying to ride a real nice wheelie next to my wife, who doesn't live with me anymore. it was gonna' be real fuckin' cool. i was goona ride a wheelie next to her, and then she was gonna give me some primo tail... but instead i looped that piece of shit, and instead of gettin some ass, i got some road rash. i still think that i'm really cool though!! it turned out to be a really good thing. i could write a whole short story on this thing, but i'd rather just tell everone that's reading this piece of shit to KISS MY ASS, AND SUCK MY DICK...seriously,EVERYONE!!!!!!!!

the other night i crashed my motorcycle. it really wasnt that bad, i scraped up my knuckles, and bruised my knees. the bike is a little fucked, but there will be more bikes, and this one wasnt that cool to begin with. the most important thing about the crash is that i really realized, probably for the first time, that im not invincible. there have been plenty of things in my past, too many to list, that should have made me realize this before. however for some reason it happened the other night with some really woosy little motorcycle crash! shit happens, i guess. i dont think ill slow down at all. there have certainly been other things that have scared me, or left me in pain. ive yet to figure out the point of this revelation, but im sure that with time it will come. i like naked girls.

east coast!